Shane Edward Nokes (DOB 05/19/1981) Facts

[PickleRickle]

Shane is thirstposting as we speak. You see, he's quite thirsty from all of that sweating just to maintain homeostasis in his fat, raped and bloated body. She's not gonna fuck you, fat boy. Not even your girlfriend/handler can physically fuck you, its literally impossible. She told me while we were texting last night. Both of your gunts are just too large and your penis too small.

 

[Guest]

Shane Edward Nokes (DOB 05/19/1981) kidnapped 7-year old Kyron Horman on June 4, 2010 and raped him to death with a Mountain Dew bottle.

Kyron’s parents deserve justice.
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Wow. Just read about the case. If I was the father, I think I would have murdered that cunt wife, new child between us notwithstanding.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

You’re not retired! You’re on disability because you claim you can’t work. That’s not retirement, fatso. We work to pay for you to lay around and be a disgusting burden on society. Why don’t you do charity work? Or volunteer? Do SOMETHING useful with your free time, Shane!

 

[Jenna]

Well I don't know about some of the facts in this thread, but I do know it's a fact he's a major simp for Jenna (me, not the actress).

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

About his bleating about Fable II, why is it that he has no other video game credits? You'd think a mega super rockstar tester like him would have additional follow-up products to brag about.

Was it because he was a shitty employee? A shitty tester? A shitty human being? All three?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Shane is currently looking to show off he working for Microsoft almost 10 years ago. Nobody cares, butterknife

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I can forge a W-2, Shame. Retard.

 

[SFWA liaison]

It's really amazing that he finds time to squeal on twitter so much while solo developing a VR game, that's impressive af! particularly for someone so low IQ he can't calculate his BMI

hopefully the game come out before Pat's Tiny Tim book

 

[NoBacon]

Doesn’t he pretend he’s building his own VR game?

He shares photos of his fat but won’t show any of the game he’s definitely capable of building.

Open challenge to Shane Nokes. Demonstrate beyond a reasonable doubt you can program at all and I’ll PayPal you 500 dollars.

 

[SFWA liaison]

wtf this nigga calls the farm animals "appealing", who talks like that lol

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Doesn’t he pretend he’s building his own VR game?

He shares photos of his fat but won’t show any of the game he’s definitely capable of building.

Open challenge to Shane Nokes. Demonstrate beyond a reasonable doubt you can program at all and I’ll PayPal you 500 dollars.

Shane also claims he plays many instruments and has 5 or so years of tap dancing experience. Come on Shane, prove you’re not full of shit! Let’s see those dance moves or you’re just a coward!

 

[SFWA liaison]

Shane if you're so good at comprehension why can't you comprehend how to calculate your own BMI despite attempting multiple times??? what happened?

please keep ignoring all the comments about your BMI if your sister is grossed out by you

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Shane looks for fights about video games yet can’t get a job

 

[NoBacon]

OFFICIAL CHALLENGE TO SHANE NOKES

Every open source contribution you can prove you’ve made to code I will pay you $20

Every question you’ve answered on stack overflow is another $20 each.

I’m sure as a retired Microsoft executive who’s developing his own game, you at least have a thriving and long history on GitHub. Every project you’ve worked on I will further sweeten the pot $100.

I am not bullshitting. This is easy money, Shane! You need it.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Shane if you're so good at comprehension why can't you comprehend how to calculate your own BMI despite attempting multiple times??? what happened?
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please keep ignoring all the comments about your BMI if your sister is grossed out by you

It’s amazing to see a man in his 40s bragging about what age they started reading. Clear sign his life is pointless.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Shane looks for fights about video games yet can’t get a job
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Does Shane not see the irony in his own words?

 

[SFWA liaison]

his github is empty

we've unearthed THOUSANDS of posts by Big Shane over TWO DECADES, and literally zero times he has shown technical knowledge

TODAY alone he made multiple tweets about trannies, but in two decades he made zero posts about software development, cybersecurity, networking, etc. other than to CLAIM he knows stuff... well unless you count the "bb code database" HAHAHAHHA EMBARRASSING HARMLESS SHANE, EMASCULATED, POWERLESS

he's so full of shit that feces might account for several BMI poitns (not that he has the math skills to calculate how much)

 

[NoBacon]

his github is empty
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we've unearthed THOUSANDS of posts by Big Shane over TWO DECADES, and literally zero times he has shown technical knowledge

TODAY alone he made multiple tweets about trannies, but in two decades he made zero posts about software development, cybersecurity, networking, etc. other than to CLAIM he knows stuff... well unless you count the "bb code database" HAHAHAHHA EMBARRASSING HARMLESS SHANE, EMASCULATED, POWERLESS

he's so full of shit that feces might account for several BMI poitns (not that he has the math skills to calculate how much)

I’m not good at coding, never have been despite it being my living. I could post my own accounts and demonstrate beyond all doubt I am smarter than fat retard Nokes.

I’m not bragging, I haven’t got a natural talent for it and through sheer hard work I can pay my bills with it. Anybody can. Anybody who isn’t a lying fat unhealthy faggot fantasist of course.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

The only coding this nigger is going to do is on an ER gurney.

 

[NoBacon]

The only coding this nigger is going to do is on an ER gurney.

The homeless shelter volunteer medical centre has an emergency room?