Shane Edward Nokes (DOB 05/19/1981) Facts

[PickleRickle]

he's still going? Go to bed, Shane. Its getting late. Find a nice porno, rub your lil pud till some dust comes out. Go to sleep.

Fat raped faggot with bitch tits

 

[BoomerSperg]

He's deprived after being put in gay baby jail by twitter for a month.

Shane you are fat, over 300lbs, and your mother probably called you a coward before she died.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

do the math shane, calculate your BMI for us, or maybe you are too mentally challenged to solve it? do you need help?

He needs help, all right: Shane Nokes can’t even pay his way in life and relies on you and me to keep a roof over his empty head. If he could do simple math, he might be able to get a job.

Imagine having to tell yourself that gainfully employed people with families and friends wish they were living your welfare-dependent, loveless shut-in life. His own father refused to claim him or have anything to do with him. The stress of raising a cognitively impaired, morbidly obese child sent his mother Sharon to an early grave.

Twitter and Reddit are all Shane has. He can’t even do basic math after multiple tries. The ultimate proof of just how retarded Shane Nokes is: He thinks he matters.

 

[guest]

 

[guest]

You faggots keep flapping your gums at him. LOOK AT HER GUT LOL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[MasterPosHonor]

Shane doesn't always understand when people are making fun of him because the jokes fly way over his head. He wants to come off as some sort of genius, but he seems more like a fat hairy dork with no job. Really setting the world on fire there, Shaney.

 

[PickleRickle]

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"Im afraid it smells"

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

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It beggars belief that he posted pictures of himself with that fat, ugly cunt. Imagine being proud that the best you can do is a hideous blob. If he doesn’t have a humiliation fetish, he’s simply the most pathetic creature I’ve ever observed. And I say that as someone who’s volunteered at homeless shelters and special needs schools. All of the people I met in those places had more going for them than Shane Nokes does.

 

[PickleRickle]

It beggars belief that he posted pictures of himself with that fat, ugly cunt. Imagine being proud that the best you can do is a hideous blob. If he doesn’t have a humiliation fetish, he’s simply the most pathetic creature I’ve ever observed. And I say that as someone who’s volunteered at homeless shelters and special needs schools. All of the people I met in those places had more going for them than Shane Nokes does.

He gets his teeth done at homeless shelters. He's THAT pathetic.

 

[guest]

It looks like she shit her pants fifty times in a row lol

 

[PickleRickle]

It looks like she shit her pants fifty times in a row lol

She has two separate gunts or some shit. Must smell so fuckin rank. I cant believe this silly fuck is calling me a nazi pedophile. What a fuckin clown. Oh yeah, fuck niggers and kikes.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

He gets his teeth done at homeless shelters. He's THAT pathetic.

Not to mention the fat apron just like his pigfriend’s. People who have a pannus fight a constant battle to keep yeast infections at bay, as the fat folds provide a warm, moist environment for unwanted microorganisms. But Shane Nokes doesn’t bother fighting it; he’s too lazy to clean himself in the first place. The stench must be sick-making.

 

[guest]

Shane - nobody fucking believes that you're paying Sara for the "girlfriend experience" because NOBODY WOULD PAY FOR THAT. They'd pay to piss in her mouth or something, sure. But pay her to pretend to be in love with them?

HOLY FUCK YOU'RE STUPID

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Shane - nobody fucking believes that you're paying Sara for the "girlfriend experience" because NOBODY WOULD PAY FOR THAT. They'd pay to piss in her mouth or something, sure. But pay her to pretend to be in love with them?

HOLY FUCK YOU'RE STUPID

More likely is that he’s paying her to shit in his mouth. Imagine being so unemployable that you can’t even get paid to be a human toilet, and in fact have to pay others for the privilege of receiving their fecal waste in your mouth. Shane Nokes went on welfare so he’d have more time to eat literal shit.

 

[PickleRickle]

You did not work on Fable, Shane. You were a play tester faggot that got lucky since you worked for a contractor that microsoft hired out to do that sort of thing. Thats your big claim to fame. A fat sweaty faggot sweatshop where you sit down with other fat sweaty raped faggots, they turn the game on for you, then tell you to jump up and down until the game breaks. Wow, you worked on it, kid. Worked your big ol raped ass off. I'd say daddy would be proud, but we both know he abandoned your pathetic self and left you with your soon to die mom. She doesnt exist anymore. She's just a big ol pile of them bones. A dead pile of stupid shane-breeder bones. She called you a coward before she died. Why cant you stop fucking kids? Why cant you stop fucking and eating black babies, Shane?

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Thats your big claim to fame.

What’s extra funny to me is that the people I know in tech who actually do work for MSFT — people with words like global and worldwide in their job titles — admit to being embarrassed to work there. Microsoft hasn’t been an employer of choice for nearly 20 years. People who couldn’t get hired at Apple and couldn’t even raise a friends and family round of funding for their startup idea shuffle off to Redmond in resignation. They buy beautiful homes on Mercer Island and get salaries of close to a million dollars a year, plus bonuses and equity — but they’d still rather be working anywhere else that would compensate them as well.

But Shane Nokes is proud of working for a contractor that got him onto the Microsoft campus to do entry level tech support. He’s proud of having been a cashier at the Microsoft store.

Or maybe he’s not proud. After all, he did his best to hide the fact that he’d only done intern-level shift work and ran a cash register. Shane Nokes has never had a job that paid anything but an hourly rate — and it’s still his proudest achievement.

Seriously, who amongst us wouldn’t fellate the business end of a pistol in the same circumstances? Fuck, he’s pathetic.

 

[PickleRickle]

What’s extra funny to me is that the people I know in tech who actually do work for MSFT — people with words like global and worldwide in their job titles — admit to being embarrassed to work there. Microsoft hasn’t been an employer of choice for nearly 20 years. People who couldn’t get hired at Apple and couldn’t even raise a friends and family round of funding for their startup idea shuffle off to Redmond in resignation. They buy beautiful homes on Mercer Island and get salaries of close to a million dollars a year, plus bonuses and equity — but they’d still rather be working anywhere else that would compensate them as well.

But Shane Nokes is proud of working for a contractor that got him onto the Microsoft campus to do entry level tech support. He’s proud of having been a cashier at the Microsoft store.

Or maybe he’s not proud. After all, he did his best to hide the fact that he’d only done intern-level shift work and ran a cash register. Shane Nokes has never had a job that paid anything but an hourly rate — and it’s still his proudest achievement.

Seriously, who amongst us wouldn’t fellate the business end of a pistol in the same circumstances? Fuck, he’s pathetic.

You're making me depressed for him. Yikes. Just kill yourself already, Shane. Theres nothing for you here.

Like, the guy cant even fit his hand into his fuckin pocket for crying out loud.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

You're making me depressed for him. Yikes. Just kill yourself already, Shane. Theres nothing for you here.

Like, the guy cant even fit his hand into his fuckin pocket for crying out loud.

And don’t forget he has no friends or even family. Nobody wants anything to do with him. Can’t say I blame them.

 

[guest]

Like, the guy cant even fit his hand into his fuckin pocket for crying out loud

Jokes on you - there's nothing in there What you think he has car keys or money?

 

[PickleRickle]

Jokes on you - there's nothing in there What you think he has car keys or money?

The only good Order of the Nine Pedophile Nazis is a dead Order of the Nine Pedophile Nazis.

Do the math

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