Shane Edward Nokes (DOB 05/19/1981) Facts

[Salted Earth Truffle]

what is with in denial fats and the leg press cope? They all do this "well I can press a lot at the easiest of compound leg exercises, so i'm all muscle!"

When you weigh at least 275, it should be a piece of piss to leg press 400+.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

About his bleating about Fable II, why is it that he has no other video game credits? You'd think a mega super rockstar tester like him would have additional follow-up products to brag about.

Was it because he was a shitty employee? A shitty tester? A shitty human being? All three?

Fun fact: My buddy’s brother is one of the testing leads for Lionsgate, based in Corvallis, Oregon. He has joined some fishing and shooting trips but I don’t know him well enough to say “Hey do you know this morbidly obese welfare queen whose teeth are rotting out of his fat head?”

Long story short, I asked him in general terms about their testing and how much involvement Microsoft even has. Dude went on a semi-tirade about MSFT sourcing their testers from the pool of entry level XBox support contractors they allow to work on campus. He referred to them as “dry dicks” because they’re all obviously virgins.

Apparently Microsoft throws the testing shifts at their most desperate, lowest paid hourly workers and then lets Lionsgate find all the bugs. Those contractors are such losers that they think it’s an honor to be asked lol. That sure sounds like Shane Edward Nokes, the pedophile who asked for nudes of a minor child under his own name online. What a big fat dummy lol.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I am smarter than fat retard Nokes.

Not saying much, is it? The turd my dog ate and puked up tonight is better at basic math than Shane is.

 

[bantadant]

Fact: Shane has claimed to have had a butter knife up his butthole as a child
Fact: Patrick has claimed to have been in, and won, two different knife "fights"

Shinkle bout it

 

[guest]

@captain_kamala Eric Hildeman admits he stalked you to find your place of employment
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Eric Hildeman thinks a woman selling nudes makes her life "worse", he does not respect sex workers wow

What a couple real tough guys gossiping about some chick they’re afraid of and want to squeal to the principal about. I love the irony of how empty Shane’s life is despite him being filled with government bought food.