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Shane Edward Nokes (DOB 05/19/1981) Facts

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uh oh, Pat blood pressure is going to rise knowing Shane thinks it's funny that parents aren't allowed near their children. I'm so sorry, Patrick.
 

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He has been on a roll attacking women today, camala, jk rowling, leslie, now some random Christian momblogger

Twitter is the only outlet he has in which he can pretend to have power over women. When in reality he's harmless and unthreatening.

I wonder if his "partner" dipped, he stopped parading her around after she went on KF 🤔 trouble in paradise? she realized he can't calculate his own BMI and broke up with him?
 

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uh oh, Pat blood pressure is going to rise knowing Shane thinks it's funny that parents aren't allowed near their children. I'm so sorry, Patrick.

Leiah threatened to wait until her children were born to kill them in front of her baby daddy. Her brother-in-law went to the police and everything. They had to calm him down he was so hysterical.
 

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it's been a day Shane, how does it make you feel that Patrick ignores you after you simp for him for free? how does it make you feel that the people you simp for don't simp back when you're the one being mocked? you think Pat will jump in defense of your lack of math skills? of your BMI?


like you're a secondary character in your own life? impotent? like you only exist to serve other men in THEIR quest?

what makes you and Pat different, Shane? why is your destiny to be servile and his to be served?

(ignore if Dan Lane feels pity for you)
 

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now he's bullying some chink for his looks
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literally 100% of women would find this chink more physically attractive than obese Shane, also without knowing a thing about him I'd bet he's likely not on welfare

and being Asian, he's likely good at math, which Shane is not (he can't calcualte his own BMI)

(ignore this if Dan Lane is proud of his daughter but not you)
 
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