This is old (2015).
He's much fatter, pinker, and socially unskilled these days.
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Piggy's secret car blog and twitter account? Larps as a mechanic with the pen name "Torque Wheeler"
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He's much fatter, pinker, and socially unskilled these days.
I didn’t understand a word that was said but I can tell he’s got a cunty attitude towards a woman as usual.
Jesus, it's even worse in context. This is before any book of his was even published, but he's complaining that The Ark will be so popular that he'll be shoehorned into only writing hard sci-fi novels. This is a problem because he's a successful standup comedian who wants to transcend all genres.
Some Lady: That's what pseudonyms are for. Isn't it?
Rick: Hmm?
Some Lady: That's what pseudonyms are for.
Rick: I...I don't use pseudonyms. For anything. Ever.
Notes:
He said that all authors should be forced to keep writing sequels to successful novels. We need to lock JK Rowling in prison so she writes more wizard books dammit!
He then said authors don't write books, they write movies/tv shows as novels.
He then mansplained Babylon 5 to the female on the panel, she goes "yeah I know that" and he plodders on regardless.
Someone asked what actor they'd want to play their protagonist, he says Olivia Wilde because she's a HOT CHICK!
He said that all authors should be forced to keep writing sequels to successful novels. We need to lock JK Rowling in prison so she writes more wizard books dammit!
He then said authors don't write books, they write movies/tv shows as novels.
He then mansplained Babylon 5 to the female on the panel, she goes "yeah I know that" and he plodders on regardless.
Someone asked what actor they'd want to play their protagonist, he says Olivia Wilde because she's a HOT CHICK!
Is she being squeezed out of a giant toothpaste tube?
"That is correct, child."--Torque Wheeler
The moderator really motherfucked Pat.
Kempesh/PadawanV2.5/Torque/MaximusTiberius NEVER uses pseudonyms, woman child
he says it like she's supposed to know he has some autistic opposition to pseudonyms, what a socially inept retard
he says it like she's supposed to know he has some autistic opposition to pseudonyms, what a socially inept retard
Gosh, that sounds like Pat taking one position on something then his behavior demonstrating the total opposite. You should delete this before that Reddit guy sees it and asks Pat about it.
Please add YouWillNeverFindMe1488 to the list.
That’s a great point. I’m sure Rick would have a great retort if a cyberstlaker brought it to his attention. It definitely won’t be “no” and “one of your many delusions”.
him being so defensive when the lady just mentioned pseudonyms could also be a clue that Pat has some grotesque deviant stuff published under a pseudonym that he wants nobody to ever know about, and that's why he's so triggered by the mere mention of pen names
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That might be the dumbest goddamn thing I've ever heard. I guess shitty writers like him do that because they're incapable of reading or writing above a middle school level because they're busy daydreaming about the first check they get with NETFLIX printed on it.
Hey... he lied to us through comic book panel! I hate when people do that!