Nice massive tonnage of Ls* in recent weeks, lardo.
*and fatness as measured in standard bitch tits
*and fatness as measured in standard bitch tits
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Piggy's secret car blog and twitter account? Larps as a mechanic with the pen name "Torque Wheeler"
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lol he is still larping?!
Torque is a wise old car guy. This young buck should be thanking him for the compliment. Means a lot coming from a guy as experienced as torque. I bet he slicked his grey hair back with one hand, and had a beer in the other as he said it.
How badly do you think it enrages Patso that Brinton wasn’t allowed to share that with him / pursue it?
Has anyone read this horseshit?
automanic.co
Him referring to his alter ego for some reason has my ribs busted:
How to replace your car's antenna
Old mast antennas are dated, easily damaged, and a literal drag on your fuel economy. Update them with a more modern alternative.
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Him referring to his alter ego for some reason has my ribs busted:
Can't wait until he is sponsored by Nord VPN and Blue Chew. Jealous yet, Dan? I will give him credit for not using a Amazon referral link and instead saying "you can get it on Amazon" but points off for not even providing a link. He can't do anything right.Has anyone read this horseshit?
How to replace your car's antenna
Old mast antennas are dated, easily damaged, and a literal drag on your fuel economy. Update them with a more modern alternative.
Him referring to his alter ego for some reason has my ribs busted:
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Lol he autistically walked around his neighborhood taking pictures of car antennas.
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He didn't omit the referral link because of integrity; it's because he's stupid and doesn't know how
No, child. He drove around, fatly
He's going to to review the antenna, too?
"The radio is working but the antenna only gets 6/10 because it didn't return the fuel economy gains I expected, child."
"The radio is working but the antenna only gets 6/10 because it didn't return the fuel economy gains I expected, child."
Antennas are made even stronger today and that's why repairing them is so important - TW
it's been over a month since the last blogpost (only blogpost he published after the reveal)
c'mon torque you lazy fatty, don't Annabelle your blog
c'mon torque you lazy fatty, don't Annabelle your blog
Maybe the fascinating history of the car antenna and installation tutorial didn't get the traction he anticipated. Torqurick Torqulison is regrouping and will make fans of us yet.
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Niki heard him talking about The Stubby and had a moment of panic that Torque overheard her talking to Jen Huber about his baby carrot.
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Torque Wheeler.
What a fag.
What a fag.
DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR NEXT OIL CHANGE IS DEWWWWWWW?!?!? DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA?!
I picture Torque Wheeler as the Mr. Hyde to Patrick Tomlinson's Dr. Jekyll, or more accurately the Superman to Rick's Clark Kent. He's there when he needs to get angry and stay angry. He tells those pig police where to stick it. He puts the verbal boots to journalists who exposed themselves as cybercriminals. He grinds the pepperoni so Rick doesn't have to.
They call him Torque Wheeler, baby.
Potential catchphrases:
"Now you're Torquin'!"
"I guess you could say I'm all... Torque."
"Torque is cheap, but Wheelin' ain't!"
They call him Torque Wheeler, baby.
Potential catchphrases:
"Now you're Torquin'!"
"I guess you could say I'm all... Torque."
"Torque is cheap, but Wheelin' ain't!"
