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Piggy's secret car blog and twitter account? Larps as a mechanic with the pen name "Torque Wheeler"

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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Has anyone read this horseshit?

Him referring to his alter ego for some reason has my ribs busted:

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Can't wait until he is sponsored by Nord VPN and Blue Chew. Jealous yet, Dan? I will give him credit for not using a Amazon referral link and instead saying "you can get it on Amazon" but points off for not even providing a link. He can't do anything right.
 

Riccardo Bosi

has janny powers
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I picture Torque Wheeler as the Mr. Hyde to Patrick Tomlinson's Dr. Jekyll, or more accurately the Superman to Rick's Clark Kent. He's there when he needs to get angry and stay angry. He tells those pig police where to stick it. He puts the verbal boots to journalists who exposed themselves as cybercriminals. He grinds the pepperoni so Rick doesn't have to.


They call him Torque Wheeler, baby.

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Potential catchphrases:

"Now you're Torquin'!"
"I guess you could say I'm all... Torque."
"Torque is cheap, but Wheelin' ain't!"
 
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