Piggy's secret car blog and twitter account? Larps as a mechanic with the pen name "Torque Wheeler"

[HotDogJoe]

I don't get it. How is there ALWAYS something new with this pig? He's just a bottomless rabbit hole of autism and hilarity. This is insane.

I love you fuckers.

 

[pattypatfatfat]

Surely some rascal or farmer knows an easy way of discovering where all the 'how to' articles have been ripped from.
'famous' authour stealing content/plagiarising wouldn't be a good look

 

[guest]

One of the nice things about being a Eurofag on here is that these big stories always happen on US time. So every couple of months, I wake up to find a Lappening, a Josiah tape, a BDA or this latest humiliation for Pig, and get to feel like a kid on Christmas morning!

Fat, I know you're reading this. You are truly deranged. It's hilarious, don't ever change (obviously you won't, no one can "control" you, not even your family - you will keep eating shit sandwiches for our amusement and legitimately think you're winning. Hahaha hahaha.)

 

[DanFielding]

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Surely some rascal or farmer knows an easy way of discovering where all the 'how to' articles have been ripped from.
'famous' authour stealing content/plagiarising wouldn't be a good look

First thing I thought of. I googled a number of fragments and nothing came up. Look at this atrocious way of writing:

Redundant questioning, commas fucking everywhere and that pompous dimwit tone. Pretty sure they're not plagiarized. If he did steal them from someone then they can't fucking write either.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Jesus christ. I try to enjoy a 4th of july and come back to getting my ribs vaporized. Pat getting exposed again. Ill be in the ER.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I just finished reading this thread. I should be laughing. My ribs should be shattered. Instead, I'm just stunned I think I'm experiencing a mild case of shock.
How is this real? How does Pig manage to out oopsie doodle himself at every turn?

 

[Udders]

The new Torque Wheeler twitter is doing the Lord's work.

It's also important to remember the real Torque Wheeler is friendly with many pedos.

 

[BudDickman]

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Is that real? That blurb is definitely Pat's style. Just a mad libs of random bullshit that a retard thinks is cool.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Not enough of a sense of pride to delete this. I just can't imagine thinking that tenacity of that level is a good trait.

 

[guest]

I can’t say this enough, this truly is the best place on the internet. There’s always something new. I wish I could explain this whole thing to normal people. TYFYS

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He thinks this autoblog was going to be a way to get free shit. Invites to car expos, SEMA etc. Test drives. Product reviews. I just love seeing more proof that he is a liar and a phony. Pretty funny that in his blog, instead of doing the work himself he just takes it to a shop. Way to "teach" people how to maintain a car themselves.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

If you can help it, try not to get that Torque Wheeler account banned too fast.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Is that real? That blurb is definitely Pat's style. Just a mad libs of random bullshit that a retard thinks is cool.

Yeah, pulled it right from the blog.

If you can help it, try not to get that Torque Wheeler account banned too fast.

Is it possible to pass the account name around?

By that I mean change the name of the current account after a day or so before you get banned, then apply the name to another account.

 

[Cuphead]

Holy shit what a fucking retard

 

[guest]

Not enough of a sense of pride to delete this. I just can't imagine thinking that tenacity of that level is a good trait.

If only he applied that same tenacity to being involved in his daughter's life, getting a job, exercising and maintaining his property.

 

[EraGodless]

Holy shit what a fucking retard

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He thinks this autoblog was going to be a way to get free shit. Invites to car expos, SEMA etc. Test drives. Product reviews. I just love seeing more proof that he is a liar and a phony. Pretty funny that in his blog, instead of doing the work himself he just takes it to a shop. Way to "teach" people how to maintain a car themselves.

That’s pretty much the whole blog, they claim to “help make your car last longer” yet the way they do that is telling people get maintenance work done on your car as suggested by the manufacturer. Over 14k happy clients by telling them to have routine maintenance done on your car that can be found with a simple google search. Be great if some twitter rascals asked him about his clients and what services they have provided and what credentials they have. Even “Torque” doesn’t even list any work experience to being an auto expert.

I bet this blog was because Niki’s Mom was tired of his “writer” career BS since it’s not even a hobby at this point. She told Niki to make him get a job and this was his big idea.

 

[EraGodless]

That’s pretty much the whole blog, they claim to “help make your car last longer” yet the way they do that is telling people get maintenance work done on your car as suggested by the manufacturer. Over 14k happy clients by telling them to have routine maintenance done on your car that can be found with a simple google search. Be great if some twitter rascals asked him about his clients and what services they have provided and what credentials they have. Even “Torque” doesn’t even list any work experience to being an auto expert.

I bet this blog was because Niki’s Mom was tired of his “writer” career BS since it’s not even a hobby at this point. She told Niki to make him get a job and this was his big idea.

This is Patrick's next "job"

 

[PlayfulScamp]

That picture of him in the stupid, fake leather jacket is absolutely him channeling Torque Wheeler.