Piggy's secret car blog and twitter account? Larps as a mechanic with the pen name "Torque Wheeler"

[Treat Yourself]

The thing about Mr. Wheeler's backstory is that it's something only someone with autism would think is cool. He read douche-chill-inducing (O&A ref, Dan) things like that and thought they were cool and that's how cool people sound. Maybe it was cool in cheesy action movies in the 80s or something but it's embarrassingly trite today. Fat sperg.
People with autism shouldn't write fiction.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

"Cars aren't built like they used to be.
They're built far, far better. Which means maintaining them properly is more important than ever."

This makes no sense. If cars were built far, far worse today, then it'd make sense. He's just so damn retarded.

And Torque is also obsessed with Elon. Fucking kill yourself
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He can’t even be a “car guy” without his bullshit getting in the way. I’m waiting for him to get upset over trucks because they have pro-Trump and Anti-Biden stickers. “Trucks are great but not when they praise fascists” or some shit.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The thing about Mr. Wheeler's backstory is that it's something only someone with autism would think is cool. He read douche-chill-inducing (O&A ref, Dan) things like that and thought they were cool and that's how cool people sound. Maybe it was cool in cheesy action movies in the 80s or something but it's embarrassingly trite today. Fat sperg.
People with autism shouldn't write fiction.

The fact that he has that stupid “I was conceived in a cool car” story is an example of this. Nobody is impressed your gross parents had sex and you were the result. He thinks only the cool people have sex because he’s such a life long loser.

 

[Bigsmooth]

He can’t even be a “car guy” without his bullshit getting in the way. I’m waiting for him to get upset over trucks because they have pro-Trump and Anti-Biden stickers. “Trucks are great but not when they praise fascists” or some shit.

Torque will not be silenced!

 

[Stent]

The whole stealthygeek persona is just for show. Torque is the real Patrick. That's why Hooligan's are so confused by all this.

"Hey, Torque. We got one of those weird faxes with your face but the wrong name. Mistaken identity for some sci-fi writer I guess."

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Be great if Torque could tell everyone his credentials, things like his certifications, how long he’s been in the business, and his related work history to show he’s a true experienced automotive professional.

Oopsie Doodles…

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Here’s one fellas, Look at that patented poorly edited out license plate:https://twitter.com/RealAutomanic/status/1543996194518622208?s=20&t=dW3WIxOqNLK-pC7X1pk9TgView attachment 52006
It’s 100% him, HAHA HOOOOOLLLLLYYYYY SHIIIT!!!!!!!! I sure hope those twitter rascals don’t start letting his account know we found him. Another Robertmewler saga in coming.

Wouldn’t it be the country that made it, not “gave me”? The country didn’t “give you” this car, stupid. Of course he’s at a McDonalds, piggy loves the Golden Arches, child.

 

[The Fuchitive]

Ol’ Torque is now in the Nanaverse, fellas.

I’m sure the only reason I didn’t catch an instablock is he’s probably seen me harassing groids.

 

[EraGodless]

Wheeler Durden.

I'll always like Tyler Burden

 

[EraGodless]

The fact that he has that stupid “I was conceived in a cool car” story is an example of this. Nobody is impressed your gross parents had sex and you were the result. He thinks only the cool people have sex because he’s such a life long loser.

Fawkin' ripping off Ricky Bobby's origin story. Patrick is like Jim Carrey/Chip Douglas in The Cable Guy-- except Chip had friends, a career, and he wasn't as delusional.

 

[The Fuchitive]

Tweeted this as I simultaneously got the nana blessing. Left it up juuuuuust long enough for him to notice.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Tweeted this as I simultaneously got the nana blessing. Left it up juuuuuust long enough for him to notice.

My fucking ribs. What a crossover.

 

[guest]

Plugged to a whopping 0 likes

 

[TorqueWheeler]

The thing about Mr. Wheeler's backstory is that it's something only someone with autism would think is cool. He read douche-chill-inducing (O&A ref, Dan) things like that and thought they were cool and that's how cool people sound. Maybe it was cool in cheesy action movies in the 80s or something but it's embarrassingly trite today. Fat sperg.
People with autism shouldn't write fiction.

He thinks every hero needs an origin story. StealthyGeek was raised by a psychologist and a master of all trades who taught him all necessary life skills while also instilling in him a passion to always fight for the good and never back down no matter who you offend. Being right will always beat being nice.

Torque Wheeler is the ultimate car dude. Conceived, born and raised into cars like Dominic Torretto with a family that doesn’t just know cars, they live and breathe them. How could he NOT know everything there is to know?

 

[The Fuchitive]

Plugged to a whopping 0 likes

We call that the Nana Bump!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

You’re holding onto that car because you can’t afford a new or even a used car with less than 100k miles. Funny the big car guy doesn’t even have a garage.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

How does this site have “no posts found” under most popular posts yet have over 14,000 clients? I’ve always said Niki is just as bad - if not worse - than Pat and it shows here with her posts by ghosts fraud of a website.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Holy shit. Pat's sleeping on the fart couch for the foreseeable future.

His next venture should be selling plastic cutlery to local bars - spork dealer.

 

[OpieRadio]

Of all the things he's done this has got me cringing the most for some reason.

I say that as a part time Greg Hughes LARPer.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Don’t forget - he calls himself an automotive expert yet has never worked as mechanic and only sold cars for TWO months. That’s his whole automotive professional experience, not “10+ Years” which is an obvious lie from Niki. I wonder if this was her and her mom telling him he needs to stop being an author since it’s over and needs to do something else (like get a real job) and this was his idea of a job. Everything involving Pig and his wife are a fraud. This “business” is like taking medical advice from someone that’s never been a doctor.