Piggy's secret car blog and twitter account? Larps as a mechanic with the pen name "Torque Wheeler"

[A House Nigger]

Can we get this thread pinned?

 

[Will Tate]

And I was gonna try to get to bed early tonight....

 

[Phish]

And the pork squeeler saga begins. Whata fucking sack of shit this guy is in every facet of his life.

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Paging James Hefner. James Hefner to the front please. Someone is stealing your awful bit.

 

[guest]

Adjusts tie

Combs hair back with fingers

Clears throat

Leans into mic

"Oopsie doodles"

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

It is my pleasure once again to stand before you and proclaim

 

[Will Tate]

Oh, dear, he didn't set any restrictions on who can reply to his pinned tweet.

 

[Guest]

He hasn’t lied about a thing atalkers.

14000 is probably his lifetime book sales and views combined on his articles for NYT etc. 10+ years since he watched a YouTube video on changing his oil, etc.

All technicality Tomlinson claims

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

I'm starting to think Pat sits up at night thinking "How can I embarrass myself even more? What would it take?"

He does it effortlessly, child.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

I'm always amazed of how many professions Papa Clown has supposedly incurred in his lifetime. Faggot's held more different jobs than Homer Simpson if Rick's dumb shit would be even half credible, which of course it isn't.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Sorry for being lazy but does anyone have a photo of Pat in or in front of a car I could use? Thanks!

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Oh my god. This eternal dunderhead can't keep his own characters straight. This is just like his books.

“No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself, and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.” – Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter, 1850.​

Did Hawthorne say anything about chins?

 

[Tortfeasor]

Ugh it's annoying that we couldn't have kept this under wraps for a while, I bet there would be some amazing long cons we could've pulled ...

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Maybe I'm reading too much into this, but I think he's trying to imply he's Mexican with the SoCal and low-rider story inventions. Pasty Pat pretending to be a colored person without technically claiming to be one is very much in his character.

You have been repeatedly instructed to stop contacting this number, esetalker

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

Safe isn’t my speed, officer child.

 

[Stent]

I'm going to be laughing at this for days. Even when he makes up a new origin story for himself he has a blubbering story about his parents. So much for the "Didn't actually say that, baby doll" bullshit. Lying piece of shit.

What a stupid asshole.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

https://twitter.com/TorqueWheeler/with_replies

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

The fake counter at the bottom of piggy's blog isn't even unique. Someone on the farms did some investigation and found that he (Niki) just stole it from other blogs:

About Us

dirtskins.com

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thepartsfarm.com

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I'm obsessed with Torque Wheeler. This is one of his all-time embarrassments.

"I'm gonna be a cool car blogger who gets all the chicks! "

 

[ChildSpitTake]

That's a reference to your marriage, Dan