Piggy's secret car blog and twitter account? Larps as a mechanic with the pen name "Torque Wheeler"

[BakersfieldChimp]

Maybe I'm reading too much into this, but I think he's trying to imply he's Mexican with the SoCal and low-rider story inventions. Pasty Pat pretending to be a colored person without technically claiming to be one is very much in his character.

He's trying to steal POC heritage?!?! WTF? I am shaking right now!

 

[The Fuchitive]

what's my angle here brothermen?

 

[BoringFaggot]

what's my angle here brothermen?

Too fat...

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I am not feeling funny right now. If any rascals are feeling funny…


Local Wisconsin queer woman car mechanic blogger www.mechanicshopfemme.com has a contact form.

I bet Pat could offer her some car advice

 

[guest]

The Pig that keeps on giving. Holy shit my ribs are dust.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

 

[Stent]

Remember that video of his where he's sperging about being in a Toyota "Car-rola" at the traffic lights? That was for this new persona.

Hush, atorquer. Wait for the red light.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I am not feeling funny right now. If any rascals are feeling funny…


Local Wisconsin queer woman car mechanic blogger www.mechanicshopfemme.com has a contact form.

I bet Pat could offer her some car advice

Not sure if it went through. Their site was set up weird and I use TOR:

 

[Stent]

Not sure if it went through. Their site was set up weird and I use TOR:

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Pat couldn't do advanced mathematics like that.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Not sure if it went through. Their site was set up weird and I use TOR:

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Ol' 1.2 Patrick could never solve that captcha. Congratulations, brothaman.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Hush, atorquer. Wait for the red light.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I’m willing to bet this is Rick’s pure autism pushing through. He read the manual for his shitstang front to back 70 times and thinks he’s now qualified to be an actual mechanic.

 

[Udders]

For someone who espouses shit like "Leave twitter to the pros," he got found out by posting the same pictures to two different accounts. I'm starting to enjoy Internet Expert Pat v1.2. I can't believe the milk production from our blue ribbon piggy.

 

[guest]

Maybe I'm reading too much into this, but I think he's trying to imply he's Mexican with the SoCal and low-rider story inventions. Pasty Pat pretending to be a colored person without technically claiming to be one is very much in his character.

This...Had we discovered this one month later we would've seen a tweet mentioning his POC status. Damn...

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Oh my god. This eternal dunderhead can't keep his own characters straight. This is just like his books.

“No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself, and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.” – Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter, 1850.​

 

[guest]

Has anyone been childed yet on the Torque Wheeler account? Whoever gets called "child" first wins this year's Nice Podcast, Stupid™ Golden Poop award

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Nice Joe Cumia-esq blunder, stupid.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I'm starting to think Pat sits up at night thinking "How can I embarrass myself even more? What would it take?"

 

[TorqueWheeler]

what's my angle here brothermen?

"Perfect"

 

[Stent]

This piston slaps. Wait for the rod knock.