Piggy's secret car blog and twitter account? Larps as a mechanic with the pen name "Torque Wheeler"

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Another fresh tweet from the Automanic twitter account:

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I am honestly curious from a behavioral science standpoint to see how long he keeps this nonsense up. On his @stealthygeek account he at least gets some interaction with the dullards that follow him, on this account I've only seen rascals replying.

Whose images is he stealing?

 

[guest]

It cant be stressed enough how badly it fucks your shit up for like a solid 3 years. Between license suspension, mandatory classes that you no longer have a license to get to, impound+towing fees, insurance rates +SR22 jacking your monthly payments up, drug testing+fees, etc. Probably the worst situation ive ever been in was trying to dig myself out of that hole like 10 yrs ago. I can only imagine its gotten worse.

I got a DUI while sleeping with my car parked in a parking lot. In other words I wasn't driving nor was I on the side of the road. In addition to all the shit you just mentioned, the shithead cop called an ambulance and they took me to an emergency room where they pumped me full of benzos and I continued my nap. So add thousands of dollars more on top of everything for ambulance ride/medical expenses. The judge felt sorry for me and gave me mandatory minimums since I had a spotless record (not even a single speeding ticket) in 10+ years of driving.

 

[stealthygeek]

Safe isn't really Torque's speed, sweetie.

"I...I d-d-don't normally behave like this. I'm really quite embarrassed."

 

[Treat Yourself]

Safe isn't really Torque's speed, sweetie.

Is it even possible to speed the 150 ft to Hooligans?

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Slow down, hot rodder. It'd be bad if poor reviews went up only to find out it's registered to some Jon Snyder type dude trying to support his family.

Hush now, gearhead child. Wait quietly for the brake lights. Quietly is key.

 

[The Fuchitive]

Torque has his very own aTalker now.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[SFWA liaison]

he's so ignorant and stupid, 1 EUR per liter which is about $3.8 USD per gallon, is well within memory of Europeans




and this is fucking EUROPE I'm using to show how deeply retarded he is, not "most every other country" with waaaay lower cost of living

what a lying special ed faggot he is

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Torque has his very own aTalker now.

I'm sure the blow job was unsuccessful, too. Who the fuck wants to look down at her head and see their own reflection in her sunglasses?

 

[Udders]

Safe isn't really Torque's speed, sweetie.

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"I...I d-d-don't normally behave like this. I'm really quite embarrassed."

Haha Pat is role-playing himself!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Safe isn't really Torque's speed, sweetie.

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"I...I d-d-don't normally behave like this. I'm really quite embarrassed."

Hilde will be very upset since he thinks all the problems in the world are from people driving too fast. Well, black people driving to fast.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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Ugh, the “durrr but Europe“ argument. Of course they always leave out that over there the non-car owners greatly outweighs the car owners. In America it’s the other way around.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

American Graffiti came out in 1973. His dad was driving a 40-year-old car for some reason. I don't think they even had drive-in theaters at the time.

He’s only aware of American Graffiti because of George Lucas.

He might like it for all the pedo shit where the 13 year old falls for Harrison Ford

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

he's so ignorant and stupid, 1 EUR per liter which is about $3.8 USD per gallon, is well within memory of Europeans

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and this is fucking EUROPE I'm using to show how deeply retarded he is, not "most every other country" with waaaay lower cost of living

what a lying special ed faggot he is

Also Europe produces negligible amounts of oil compared to the US

 

[NoBacon]

Found on /purespitenocomedy on Reddit

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He is digging up old pics from his hawaii trip. Just the laziest of content.

 

[HotDogJoe]

You can see the guy in the porsche is looking over thinking 'Why the fuck is this weird fat guy taking pictures of me?'.

 

[Treat Yourself]

"Hawai'i"
You're not a local, you're a fat pig from Wisconsin. Stop it. Lolo pua'a.

 

[The Fuchitive]

He is digging up old pics from his hawaii trip. Just the laziest of content.

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not to mention, hawaii is fucking miserable to drive in 99.99% of the time.

 

[guest]

You can see the guy in the porsche is looking over thinking 'Why the fuck is this weird fat guy taking pictures of me?'.

Was about to write this verbatim...And it's not just the guy in the porsche btw.