Patrick S Tomlinson Mugged by three pepperoni americans back in 2020

[DominusOdium]

Faithful reconstruction
Chubby's Cheesesteaks, Milwaukee East Branch
14th Aug 2020 10:02pm
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And then mere moments later

 

[Petworth dude]

Fawk, even the guy in the logo looks like Pat. That poor logo.

 

[DominusOdium]

Fawk, even the guy in the logo looks like Pat. That poor logo.
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I liked their old logo better, personally

 

[Brooke Shields]

Patrick smelled compliance and financial support from her a mile away and she spent so much of her life being ignored by the fellas with her big ears, dyke fashion, dish sponge smell and yellow teeth that she was taken in immediately by this hog showing her attention. Now she's fully on board and complicit in all his fat and shameful lies and schemes. A mob wife for a fat loser.

A blob wife.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I don't believe it.

 

[Chive Turkey]

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I don't believe it.

DAS DA-

Alright, we get it.

 

[Professor Rape]

He really thought he could just hang out distracted around where a bunch of blacks hang out after dark and he wouldnt get fucked with.

Just occured to me he was distracted because of this place.

Another win for owen a: inadvertently getting him beaten and robbed by niggers.

 

[DominusOdium]

Just occured to me he was distracted because of this place.

Another win for owen a: inadvertently getting him beaten and robbed by niggers.

He hand types each "Prison, stlaker", so there he is furiously typing out the same phrase hundreds of times with that retarded smile from his gym photos on, sweating with half a chub thinking about his cheesesteak order, looking like a fat, wounded zebra at his greasy watering hole to the pack of feral predators.

If he could let it go, not spend every waking minute doing this or... fuck even just cut paste instead of hand typing them for his "YEAAAAAH GOT EM" gratification... He wouldn't have gotten his fat face punched.

 

[BertCooper]

What scares me is that in his warped head, I truly believe he interpreted one company-wide email from Gates and Ballmer encouraging donations to the Gates Foundation or some shit as a personal relationship.

 

[DominusOdium]

What scares me is that in his warped head, I truly believe he interpreted one company-wide email from Gates and Ballmer encouraging donations to the Gates Foundation or some shit as a personal relationship.

Wrong thread homie

 

[BertCooper]

Wrong thread homie

Damn yo, thanks my man

 

[Jenna]

No, child, I did not pay my bar tab at 9:45pm and start waddling over to Chubby's to take advantage of their $12.99 meal deals that end promptly at 10.

 

[DougOutDoug]

Chubby's is appallingly bad. I have pretty reasonable standards but their cheesesteak is one of the worst sandwiches I've ever eaten. No idea how they stay in business. Claiming to be a taste of the east coast is fucking laughable.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I'm dead.

What is the time difference between the last childing and reported time of theft?

Those nigs must have been getting hilarious texts all night

Seriously, they must have been so confused lol

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Patrick smelled compliance and financial support from her a mile away and she spent so much of her life being ignored by the fellas with her big ears, dyke fashion, dish sponge smell and yellow teeth that she was taken in immediately by this hog showing her attention. Now she's fully on board and complicit in all his fat and shameful lies and schemes. A mob wife for a fat loser.

A blob wife.

Her mother is disappointed that she's a box eater that will never have children so she's happy at least she married a male

 

[CompoundBasement]

Her mother is disappointed that she's a box eater that will never have children so she's happy at least she married a male

The retarded mutants Fatso and the frumpy dyke would create would have been nightmares. They probably would have ended up in the custody of the mother in law as well. She's definitely grateful they didn't breed.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

The plot fattens

 

[Jim Norton Bug Chaser]

The plot fattens

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Technicality Tomlinson has "never eaten there" because he gets takeout/DoorDash.

 

[RickReternal]

Now he’s saying he’s never had a cheesesteak. Whatever.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Now he’s saying he’s never had a cheesesteak. Whatever. View attachment 240741

" If I admit I have had a cheesesteak it will let the idiots win"

Pat Logic