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Patrick S Tomlinson Mugged by three pepperoni americans back in 2020

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I’m starting to think he was working for doordash only other reason he’d be hanging outside the place at that time.
this is why I want him to be more famous, so some civilian comes out and says "wtf that fat guy from the yt documentaries just brought me my tacos!!!" or people recognize him at a brewers game
 

Jenna

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Maybe he was picking up a door dash order?

You guys gotta stop taking everything Patrick says at face value and realize his lies often contradict themselves.

No child, I beat up that black teenager so badly he dropped his phone
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No child, I've never eaten at Chubby's Cheesesteaks
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No child, I've never eaten a cheesesteak.

This is the same guy that claims he's never had a Miller Lite, then when you show him a picture of him drinking a Miller Lite he tells you you're going to prison.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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You guys gotta stop taking everything Patrick says at face value and realize his lies often contradict themselves.

No child, I beat up that black teenager so badly he dropped his phone
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No child, I've never eaten at Chubby's Cheesesteaks
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No child, I've never eaten a cheesesteak.

This is the same guy that claims he's never had a Miller Lite, then when you show him a picture of him drinking a Miller Lite he tells you you're going to prison.
Id rather believe he delivers door dash with this hair dresser car
 

Kim_Jong_Poon_

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Thanks for clarifying, Pat

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