Patrick S Tomlinson Mugged by three pepperoni americans back in 2020

[chewtoyrapist]

I'm not ashamed to say I love wiz and fawk the haters who say I'm not a real foodie for eating it!

We usually have prime rib for at least one of the holidays and cheesesteaks for leftovers, and it would always disgust me that my dad uses cheez wiz on such wonderful meat.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Wiz is for peasants. Cooper Sharp is arguably the best cheese for a cheesesteak. Grilled onions. I'll eat half with ketchup, half without; maybe add some hot peppers if I'm feeling extra gay. I'm very cultured and enjoy variety, you see. I also eat cheesesteaks like once every couple of months tops so I donno. Go Birds.

Provolone is king, but theres something about a Steves wiz specifically that is better for some reason

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

Provolone is king, but theres something about a Steves wiz specifically that is better for some reason

You try Woodrow's on South? I stopped going to Philly regularly 10 years ago when I left Delco (and stopped being a drunk) and the place didn't exist. I've heard all of their shit is good but the cheesesteaks are top 3 in Philly. I sometimes miss the city but then I go for a day and then I'm good for the next 6 months.

 

[Jim Norton Bug Chaser]

Provolone is king, but theres something about a Steves wiz specifically that is better for some reason

I hate you Philly phags and the cheez wiz. GTFO here

 

[BUBBLER]

This guys life just produces infinite hilarity. There will never ever be anyone like him ever again. Young enough to be the quintessential millennial faggot, old enough to have no idea how to guard his digital footprint.

Also theres a Chubbys Cheesesteaks in Philadelphia but Im almost certain they’re unrelated.

Also also, he filed a false police report with that half mile chase claim

Go anyway for the bit

 

[Steve Ramone]

I'm not ashamed to say I love wiz and fawk the haters who say I'm not a real foodie for eating it!

Do you say wit wiz like some fucking try hard tourist faggot trying to be in on it?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I sometimes miss the city but then I go for a day and then I'm good for the next 6 months.

Yeah by the time Im buying a house Im sure Ill be over it

 

[Guest]

Pat's lying again. He told the officers he was at Chubby Cheesesteaks waiting for his order.
Now he's saying he's never ordered from there. Which is it, Pat?
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[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat's lying again. He told the officers he was at Chubby Cheesesteaks waiting for his order.
Now he's saying he's never ordered from there. Which is it, Pat?

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So by pats own admission, he has a history of filing false police reports.

Got it.