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"Never in all the times I've been to Chubby's have I had a single cheesesteak!
"I always get two."
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Patrick S Tomlinson Mugged by three pepperoni americans back in 2020
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"Never in all the times I've been to Chubby's have I had a single cheesesteak!
"I always get two."
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He was probably at the donut truck drive-thru if he wasn't TECHNICALLY in the building... usually people DRIVE but I've seen people just walk up to the window. IIRC it's the only place open that late in this area.
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Retard
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No Rona, no cheesesteak, no daughter....
What an odd, curious, corpulent man...
What an odd, curious, corpulent man...
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Either;
Fat denial to any stlaker claims
That time would have been his first but he never got to eat because of forced reparations and hasn't been back since.
He was there to pick up an order to deliver (doordash)
Fat denial to any stlaker claims
That time would have been his first but he never got to eat because of forced reparations and hasn't been back since.
He was there to pick up an order to deliver (doordash)
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Tee hee!
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Why do I get the feeling that everyone is humble and not that bad in Milwaukee? How did our patty get like this? Everyone else seems pretty chill if not retarded.
I do see how he thinks he's a literary genius though.
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What's so bad about a cheesesteak?
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It's probably the most overrated sandwich. Most I tried haven't really been worth the wait. The overhype usually comes from transplants from Philly who make liking Philly things their personality (don't kill me @NortheastPhilly )
Specific to Rick, his decision to go to a cheesesteak spot at 10pm on a Friday perpetuates the narrative that Rick is a fatass who's reckless with his health. A cheesesteak is probably one of the most "fat person foods" of all of the regional food varieties, except for maybe deep dish pizza.
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I'm a fat person and a few weeks ago I got loaded fries at the cheesesteak place and that just meant cheese and limp, wet mushrooms and onions on them. I didn't know it was possible to make loaded fries bad, but they managed.
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When it's done right I really enjoy them but yeah I'm amazed at what people can fuck up.
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A wiz cheesesteak from Steves can hang with any sandwich IMO, but I get that something caked with a cheese that immediately solidifies at room temperature isnt for everyone and that Im an uncultured guy
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Rick could be on-camera at Chubby's childing the cashier and saying his own name over and over and he would still xeet "That is not me in that security video you obsess over, stlaker. Enjoy Prison." What I'm saying is I hope his eventual cellmate shits in his mouth and calls it a cheesesteak.
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I guess he realized the “I beat up a black teenager badly but they got away from me” looks really bad so now he says he’s never been there (even though he said the report is real and we just can’t read it properly) and now he’s never even had a cheesesteak in his entire life which is pretty ridiculous. Wisconsin is known for cheese and beer yet he’s never had a cheesesteak?
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What's the difference between the black kids in Patrick's basement and the ones who stole his phone?
The ones in his basement will be able to feed a family of four.
The ones in his basement will be able to feed a family of four.
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"Patrick, you're intelligent, in-shape, successful, and a devoted father."
"I am none of those things, stlaker. Enjoy prison."
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“Mr. Tomlinson, we’re pleased to inform you that thanks to your relentless activism and powerful voice on Twitter, a peace deal has been secured in which Ukraine will not only recover Russian occupied territories in the east but will also be restored to its pre-2014 borders.”
“No, stlaker, you aren’t. No, stlaker, it hasn’t. No, stlaker, it won’t.”
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I’m starting to think he was working for doordash only other reason he’d be hanging outside the place at that time.