Patrick S Tomlinson Mugged by three pepperoni americans back in 2020

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

This story shows that Pat has no friends. Literally none.

Going to a shitty steak shop in a dangerous area to eat a poison sandwich after a night of drinking is a rite of passage for most guys, especially if you went to college. Everybody knows you A) go with a group and B) pay attention.

It sounds like 40-year-old Pat went to a questionable steak shop by himself around 10 PM in a somewhat shady area, ordered a low quality sandwich, and started autistically correcting the record because it’s his life’s work.

Then, a group of enterprising youths decided that the old chubby guy in the Baby Yoda t-shirt tapping away furiously on his gay phone was an easy mark.

10PM is a weird time too - it’s too late for dinner but too early for late night drunk food. Was he going for dinner #2 or did he start drinking extra early that day? Why is Niki never with him? Lots of questions

 

[WifeStoreWill]

This story shows that Pat has no friends. Literally none.

Going to a shitty steak shop in a dangerous area to eat a poison sandwich after a night of drinking is a rite of passage for most guys, especially if you went to college. Everybody knows you A) go with a group and B) pay attention.

It sounds like 40-year-old Pat went to a questionable steak shop by himself around 10 PM in a somewhat shady area, ordered a low quality sandwich, and started autistically correcting the record because it’s his life’s work.

Then, a group of enterprising youths decided that the old chubby guy in the Baby Yoda t-shirt tapping away furiously on his gay phone was an easy mark.

10PM is a weird time too - it’s too late for dinner but too early for late night drunk food. Was he going for dinner #2 or did he start drinking extra early that day? Why is Niki never with him? Lots of questions

He doesn’t close out bars anymore, child.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I'm dead.

What is the time difference between the last childing and reported time of theft?

Those nigs must have been getting hilarious texts all night

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

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This guy is pretty good w money

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This guy is pretty good w money

That was the replacement for the cenote phone. So he had the $1800 Fold 3 for just over a year, broke it and bought another $1800 phone. He spent more than his car is worth on two phones in less than 2 years.

 

[TorpidSloth]

You guys are sleeping on the half smoke. Pork and beef combined, with smokey and spicy notes…it’s the shit.View attachment 240315

Had a barbecue last summer. Burgers, chicken and hot dogs. Used real Viennese pork franks for the hot dogs. A Jewish guy there said it was the best hot dog he'd ever had lol

 

[SFWA liaison]

His phone got taken away by an African American fellow, and his replacement phone by a body of water. The enemy of my enemy is also my enemy.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Still has to sneak in a materialistic brag

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

How the fuck have the PPP police not got to these clowns yet?

 

[Chive Turkey]

That was the replacement for the cenote phone. So he had the $1800 Fold 3 for just over a year, broke it and bought another $1800 phone. He spent more than his car is worth on two phones in less than 2 years.

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I'm way younger than Pat and I never paid more than $300 for a smartphone. I don't think even the most frivolous, trend-chasing girls I know spent more than a thou. $1800 is fucking insane. What's even the point after a certain price? A marginally better megapixel camera to sharpen the pooled grease in his food pics and dandruff in his selfies?

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Pat is going to be financing these phones until he’s retirement age.

 

[Lard Glug]

That was the replacement for the cenote phone. So he had the $1800 Fold 3 for just over a year, broke it and bought another $1800 phone. He spent more than his car is worth on two phones in less than 2 years.

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Tippy top? Why this nigger quoting Trump?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I'm way younger than Pat and I never paid more than $300 for a smartphone. I don't think even the most frivolous, trend-chasing girls I know spent more than a thou. $1800 is fucking insane. What's even the point after a certain price? A marginally better megapixel camera to sharpen the pooled grease in his food pics and dandruff in his selfies?

There is no point - it’s a cosplay. He thinks rich people buy new phones all the time because rich people don’t care about spending money at all. The only rich person he knows is his retarded mother in law.

It’s no different than the $17,000 bit he did circa Josiah 5. He can’t comprehend that there are wealthy people out there who don’t like spending money and would rather be stabbed to death than spend an hour+ at the Verizon store to get everything set up.

He’s poor and bored and watches a lot of TV so he’s basically been programmed to be a consoomer meme.

 

[SFWA liaison]

the morning-after tweet about "being eligible for an upgrade" is definitive proof that Nikki is fully aware of his constant lies and LARPing online. Anyone with a semblance of shame would be terrified to let a spouse see them act that way online.

Enabling cunt 100% buys into the "he's not a delusional asshole, he has specialboyitis and coping mechanisms" and all that mental health nonsense

 

[DominusOdium]

the morning-after tweet about "being eligible for an upgrade" is definitive proof that Nikki is fully aware of his constant lies and LARPing online. Anyone with a semblance of shame would be terrified to let a spouse see them act that way online.

Enabling cunt 100% buys into the "he's not a delusional asshole, he has specialboyitis and coping mechanisms" and all that mental health nonsense

Patrick smelled compliance and financial support from her a mile away and she spent so much of her life being ignored by the fellas with her big ears, dyke fashion, dish sponge smell and yellow teeth that she was taken in immediately by this hog showing her attention. Now she's fully on board and complicit in all his fat and shameful lies and schemes. A mob wife for a fat loser.

A blob wife.

 

[porquedealer]

Faithful reconstruction
Chubby's Cheesesteaks, Milwaukee East Branch
14th Aug 2020 10:02pm

 

[SFWA liaison]

Grok knows

remember to UPDOOT accurate Grok responses and downvote ones that are FALSE.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Faithful reconstruction
Chubby's Cheesesteaks, Milwaukee East Branch
14th Aug 2020 10:02pm
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He really thought he could just hang out distracted around where a bunch of blacks hang out after dark and he wouldnt get fucked with. Im just picturing him stomping into the house and he has to tell niki he got mugged for his phone with tears in his eyes. Then had to tell her it was 3 blacks. All their white savior posturing and they get a dose of reality. While he thinks he is fighting nazis on the internet, he is get robbed in real life by local spooks. Somehow he is still more worried about people here calling him fat.

 

[Chive Turkey]

He really thought he could just hang out distracted around where a bunch of blacks hang out after dark and he wouldnt get fucked with. Im just picturing him stomping into the house and he has to tell niki he got mugged for his phone with tears in his eyes. Then had to tell her it was 3 blacks. All their white savior posturing and they get a dose of reality. While he thinks he is fighting nazis on the internet, he is get robbed in real life by local spooks. Somehow he is still more worried about people here calling him fat.

Because spooks and limestone may take my phone, but words will always hurt me, child.