Niki's scared that Pat will get killed/mugged by spooks. She was right haha.
They're trying to kill us!
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Patrick S Tomlinson Mugged by three pepperoni americans back in 2020
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They're trying to kill us!
2.6 stars? We need to get it down to 1.7
I wonder if the Chubby's denial is because he eats entire meals behind Nikki's back. They have dinner at home and then Pat "goes out for a walk" at 10PM for dinner #2.
Either that or alcohol. Since it was mid covid, staying at a fart stool for hours wasn't an option, and Nikki could monitor the booze intake at the hovel.
Either that or alcohol. Since it was mid covid, staying at a fart stool for hours wasn't an option, and Nikki could monitor the booze intake at the hovel.
Was that grown 40s 300lbs+ manbaby Patrick Shart Tomlinson bullied and punked out for his midnight chubby cheese stakes and phone by 3 middle not even a fucking group but 3 middle schoolers? Or were they freshmen?
How everything private, embarrassing and foolish is found.
Pat posted it to social media.
Niki knew her fat hog wasn't safe walking home alone and told him to get a lyft.
Without a gasbox to pacify unruly nogs, Pat was defenceless and it was only a matter of time.
Nice neighbourhood, cant walk 15mins without getting blacked.
What is the thing between the fries and the 2 freezer section fish filets?
Looks like a chunk slice of Walmart French bread.
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it was three niggers, one had a white tee shirt!
Very helpful, sir.
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That makes more sense. I thought it was flesh of some kind
I guess they thought the plate needed more carbs
Honestly? After a drunken night at Hooli's there's a chance he ordered a sensible, plain salad from Chubby's Cheesesteaks.
I find it extremely presumptuous that everyone is just assuming Patrick would order a chubbys cheesteak, large fries, and large soda and not consider the healthier options available on the menu.
Throw a Chicago style dog and a portion of cheese curds on top of that order and you're there
Are those good? Pickle spears and tomato slices seem weird on a hot dog
I shed no tear when they exited the Blu Ray player market. I imported their 4K unit years ago, fucking thing SUCKED!
I swear by Panasonics, especially for the Top Menu trick.
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I never liked the tomatoes. The pickles aren't bad
They're not bad. But I haven't had one in awhile and it was in Texas. The place I went to didn't use one of those Vienna Beef Hot Dogs/Sausages.