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Patrick S Tomlinson Mugged by three pepperoni americans back in 2020

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Imager

The Wackiest Funster there ever was
"Tomlinson stated that. . . he was at Chubby’s Cheesesteaks"

Pat: "Never been [to Chubby’s Cheesesteaks]".

I can't even think of a technicality way he can say this. Like six years in and his behavior is still mind-boggling.
Might be "Never been mugged"

or "Never been punched in the face"

You never know. I wouldn't argue with him. He's literally always right.
 
"Tomlinson stated that. . . he was at Chubby’s Cheesesteaks"

Pat: "Never been [to Chubby’s Cheesesteaks]".

I can't even think of a technicality way he can say this. Like six years in and his behavior is still mind-boggling.
He really showed all of us by saying he's never eaten at Chubby's Cheesesteaks. Too late, the lore is already written in stone. Pat is a fat mess who is obsessed with Chubby's Cheesesteaks.
 

SFWA liaison

Heidi Hildeman customer
wow! so not only do they SFWAT Patrick at the behest of his stlakers, the Milwaukee cops also fabricate fraudulent police reports to tarnish his reputation making it seem like he dines at a low class establishment? Corruption runs deep at the MPD smh

how unlucky that TWO out of TWO known police reports have LIES unfavorable to him, what are teh odds?
 

FatPatsBaps

Charming, funny, and witty, atalker.
So Pat claims he punched a black teen, who then dropped his phone, but he was never at Chubby's Cheesesteaks?

I think we conclude that Pat lied to the police in order frame some black teens with theft and assault, because the report clearly states the opposite happened.
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
wow! so not only do they SFWAT Patrick at the behest of his stlakers, the Milwaukee cops also fabricate fraudulent police reports to tarnish his reputation making it seem like he dines at a low class establishment? Corruption runs deep at the MPD smh

how unlucky that TWO out of TWO known police reports have LIES unfavorable to him, what are teh odds?
Also the court reporter made up large portions of the TRO appeal hearing transcript.
 

GloryHoleTorqueH

"Now put ice skates on dat bich." Peppermint
Never Forget

RIP BERNELL TRAMMEL who died a month shortly after this incident. After Patrick S Tomlinson - Robinson stalked and murdered him posted it up on his twitter to mock his victim(s).

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Same bike in corner as the one seen at the crime
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Why so many coincidences, Porkrick? Why have you never addressed it at all, Porkrick? Why do you lie so much, Porkrick? You will be caught, Porkrick. For the murder and the self swats, Porkrick. Why did you and your dog wife speed the next day of the murder up to a lake 5 hours away, Porkrick? Why were you and your dog wife in the middle of the lake ditching your (stolen) gun, Porkrick? as seen in photo below.



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Rick, sweetie tell your dog wife to brush her fucking teeth its disgusting fucking peasants, Porkrick.
 

Prison Enjoyer

Enjoying prison! 😁
Remember that tweet about being able to chase people down for miles then incapacitate the subject? He failed on all those. Punched in the face and did nothing but take it. Imagine the tough talk when got to the safety of his home.

Not just that. He can incapacitate groups of any size, child. A 12 v 1 is easy for him.
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Look at me. This is the face of a very dangerous boy, child.
 
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