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Patrick S Tomlinson Mugged by three pepperoni americans back in 2020

Uncle Floyd

It smells like cunt.... I think.....
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Slackjawed Cow

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Thats not how snatch and grabs work child. His phone probably slipped out of his sweatpants pocket. Pat wants to sound like he fought off 3 people when he was just mugged and got his feeling hurt when his favorite toy was taken away. I bet he cried that night. Then on twitter he plays it off that his phone was due for an upgrade. In reality he just had to buy a new phone. I bet the police never went beyond filing that police report and never pursued the suspect. If he really fought off 3 people he would have bragged about it on twitter. He didnt because he knew trolls would have made fun of him for it. All he did was postpone being made fun of for it for 5 years. Now its come due.
 

RickReternal

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Thats not how snatch and grabs work child. His phone probably slipped out of his sweatpants pocket. Pat wants to sound like he fought off 3 people when he was just mugged and got his feeling hurt when his favorite toy was taken away. I bet he cried that night. Then on twitter he plays it off that his phone was due for an upgrade. In reality he just had to buy a new phone. I bet the police never went beyond filing that police report and never pursued the suspect. If he really fought off 3 people he would have bragged about it on twitter. He didnt because he knew trolls would have made fun of him for it. All he did was postpone being made fun of for it for 5 years. Now its come due.
Absolutely agree.
 

Legal Eagle Nelsonn

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Thats not how snatch and grabs work child. His phone probably slipped out of his sweatpants pocket. Pat wants to sound like he fought off 3 people when he was just mugged and got his feeling hurt when his favorite toy was taken away. I bet he cried that night. Then on twitter he plays it off that his phone was due for an upgrade. In reality he just had to buy a new phone. I bet the police never went beyond filing that police report and never pursued the suspect. If he really fought off 3 people he would have bragged about it on twitter. He didnt because he knew trolls would have made fun of him for it. All he did was postpone being made fun of for it for 5 years. Now its come due.

The understaffed MPD don't have the resources to pursue human trafficking rings and literal murderers. I'm shocked they even bothered to fill out a report, and even more shocked Rick wasted his time reporting it in the first place. Some nigger stole your phone in Milwaukee - what do you do? Buy a new a phone.

He is so fucking child-like.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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The understaffed MPD don't have the resources to pursue human trafficking rings and literal murderers. I'm shocked they even bothered to fill out a report, and even more shocked Rick wasted his time reporting it in the first place. Some nigger stole your phone in Milwaukee - what do you do? Buy a new a phone.

He is so fucking child-like.
Right in the middle of all that BLM bullshit he gets robbed by 3 blacks. Classic Pat. God is a patposter



 

Legal Eagle Nelsonn

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I don't know why it took my this long to figure it out but it just occured to me the funniest part of this whole story is that when the cop got the black kid's phone from the Chubby's employee the screen background was a little nigger kid posing in front of a red car. Lol.
You know there was a moment where the officer showed it to Rick like, "Is this your phone?" And Rick was like, "No, officer child, I am not a pepperoni person and my car is green. Do the minimum of your jobs!"
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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What's more likely, the guy who walked out of his first shift at Target because it was "beneath" him is taking on menial night work to bring in some extra cash.

Or the disgusting bloated fat guy was waiting for some goy slop after another 8 hour shift of sitting on his backside sinking beers?
A very good point, however we should consider that he currently turns down cum-stained sheets and scrubs a shit-streaked toilet for his Airbnb. If he's no longer getting published (and he's not) he's just an unemployed person getting legal handouts from his mother-in-law. As much of a circus as their relationship is, the pressure for him to bring in actual income must be great. Airbnb, UberEats, and Doordash allow him to pretend he's his own boss. He can take guests at the hovel and pick up deliveries whenever he wants to. No bosses, no maaanaangement. PAT'S job.
 
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