Patrick S Tomlinson Mugged by three pepperoni americans back in 2020

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

200m to outrun fatso


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Fast twitch muscles vs fat twitch muscles.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

2 weeks after the theft
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7 months later
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x.com

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did he recover it or did he lie?

I hope the MPD recovered the phone in perfect condition and they cracked the screen before giving it to Pig

Damn, I stand corrected. Pat is definitely stunting with his 65 foot TV.

 

[Peckas]

Chubbys has a 2.6 on yelp currently Just the kind of place Rick would frequent with his giant fat face.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Better run this through the Tomlinson Truth Translator.

TOMLINSON stated that he chased the subjects to the address of 1614 E North Av, McDonald's, when the subjects continued north through the parking lot and he lost sight of them. stopped cowering long enough to see the subjects running away with his phone but immediately realized he had no hope of catching them so he walked around the corner and started tearfully screaming for 5 minutes.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Niki strangely absent as usual, it being a Friday night out on the town and all

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Niki strangely absent as usual, it being a Friday night out on the town and all

Niki had a nice little buzz going from her third bottle of Jim Beam that day so she couldn't be bothered getting off the couch.

 

[porquedealer]

Niki strangely absent as usual, it being a Friday night out on the town and all

She was dealing with her own trio of negroes

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Jeez, Pat faced a real Sophie’s choice that day - either put down the food or let the phone go. He chose the gayest option of course.

Regardless, the three sweatshirted heroes are honorary funsters at minimum and full blown brothermen at best.

Imagine their surprise when they started getting spammed with dozens of hilarious texts from hilarious pests.

@FezFuckedBabyLove is this how you found this place? That’s pfg as fuck

 

[Chive Turkey]

Minor correction: only a FAT and DRUNK person

Go to Hoolie's, get drunk by 10 pm. Go to Chubby’s Cheesesteaks and get your phone stolen by 10:30 pm. File a police report, scream at your wife for an hour, pass out by midnight. Friday night sorted.

chances are he was doing Uber Eats

place looks awful
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Hahaha holee shit, it's almost exactly like the Lady Di mugging. Fat drunk fool waddles up to a shitty fast food place and is immediately sized up as the wounded gazelle at the watering hole. It's a Friday night so there must've been a bunch of other people in the area, but the enterprising young men zeroed in on poor Piggy. Just imagine this doughy idiot standing outside in the middle of the night, furiously tweeting on his phone, completely unaware of his surroundings. It must've been like taking candy from a baby, child.

What the fuck is this cum slop

It ain't no Munchieland CHOP CHEE from Queens Brooklyn.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Here is the snippet of the facebook comment

 

[JamieConway]

It ain't no Munchieland CHOP CHEE from Queens Brooklyn.

Even Bettah.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

At 1030 at night Pat is usually hammered drunk. So I bet he was so not ready for a 200m sprint. Between being trashed and distracted by staring at his phone. Those kids must have had a half a block jump on him. Also, since it was august pat was most likely wearing sandals. He never stood a chance. Even if he was never punched in the face. I think he said he was hit in the face so he didnt sound like such an easy mark that was ripe for the taking.

 

[MonsterSteve]

What's most funny about this is we never really see the FAT side of him. He always acts like he's working out and eating relatively healthy but we all see how fat he's gotten. Him hitting CHUBBY'S CHEESESTEAKS leaving the bar at 11pm gives us that sad look of a fat man who just wants to eat away some of the pain at the end of his night while he child stlakers everyone on twitter. He's the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

giant fat face.

 

[DominusOdium]

This nigga got robbed at CHUBBY'S CHEESESTEAKS.

CHUBBY'S

I haven't stopped loffing all day

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

The Samsung Galaxy s10 Chubbys Cheesesteaks fugitive!

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

This fuck wastes so many police sources and time with all this dumb shit

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

You are poor, bitter, the world left you behind, etc...

You developed sophisticated gallows humor, (the most sophisticated on the planet) to cope with this warped reality. Nobody does "this" but White blue collar westerners. You are Nana, without the big break.

Your skin is the color of poopie and people mistake you for a pajeet when they see your weird lil burnt baked bean face

 

[Child..]

Your skin is the color of poopie and people mistake you for a pajeet when they see your weird lil burnt baked bean face

Keep confirming you are Mexican like Artemis said...

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Any truth to the rumor that Pat works for Doordash and UberEats and was at Chubby’s to pick up an order? Maybe his side-hustle to Airbnb-ing is delivering for Doordash in his Rustang.