Patrick S Tomlinson Mugged by three pepperoni americans back in 2020

[BoqsDiaperHat]

Patrick is middle class...Im upper middle class. Most here are lower middle class/working class/underclass.

You're a third world subhuman negroid

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

You're a third world subhuman negroid

Dude, please. "Primitive hominid" is the preferred nomenclature.

 

[Child..]

You're a third world subhuman negroid

You are poor, bitter, the world left you behind, etc...

You developed sophisticated gallows humor, (the most sophisticated on the planet) to cope with this warped reality. Nobody does "this" but White blue collar westerners. You are Nana, without the big break.

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

You are poor, bitter, the world left you behind, etc...

You developed sophisticated gallows humor, (the most sophisticated on the planet) to cope with this warped reality. Nobody does "this" but White blue collar westerners.

And you cope with your reality by pretending to be a white person on the internet for 20 years.

At lease he HAS a sense of humor, you fucking misfit.

 

[Child..]

And you cope with your reality by pretending to be a white person on the internet for 20 years.

At lease he HAS a sense of humor, you fucking misfit.

This is why 90% of the claims here about Mr and Mrs Tomlinson...I no longer believe. You are creative writers.

The Jackie Singh bankruptcy court docs = what I do. I inspired that. I feel bad because I definitely closer to Jackie than to patposters. I hope she got one patposter fired at least.

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

You are poor, bitter, the world left you behind, etc...

You developed sophisticated gallows humor, (the most sophisticated on the planet) to cope with this warped reality. Nobody does "this" but White blue collar westerners. You are Nana, without the big break.

You edited this post just to add that?

You are a slow-witted lisping retard without a friend in the world.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Do chubby gah da cha CHEE?
Stray from QUEEz?

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

This is why 90% of the claims here about Mr and Mrs Tomlinson...I no longer believe. You are creative writers.

No I'm a sales director who makes way more money than you.

The Jackie Singh court docs = what I do.

No what you do is collect rent checks from poor people.

I inspired that.

You inspire mockery and disgust.

I feel bad because I definitely closer to Jackie than to patposters.

This is the first true thing you've ever said on the internet.

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

This is why 90% of the claims here about Mr and Mrs Tomlinson...I no longer believe. You are creative writers.

The Jackie Singh bankruptcy court docs = what I do. I inspired that. I feel bad because I definitely closer to Jackie than to patposters. I hope she got one patposter fired at least.

More slow-witted edits by the dumb nigger who can't keep up with me. This is why you ignore me, or at least pretend to. Because I have my boot on your neck.

The Toronto Star, ever heard of it, Liban?

 

[Child..]

Patrick Tomlinson is a more successful American than the ppl here. He has a valid harassment case, he will get money from the city for the swats.

Patrick I know you are lurking... "writing fiction" is over, you are intelligent, get into consulting. Write How to's on managing air b nbs' etc. You will make a killing.

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

Patrick Tomlinson is a more successful American than the ppl here. He has a valid harassment case, he will get money from the city for the swats.

Patrick I know you are lurking... "writing fiction" is over, you are intelligent, get into consulting. Write How to's on managing air b nbs' etc. You will make a killing.

Lol.

I'm more successful than you and it makes you big mad.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

UNDISPUTABLE FACT: out of all the people they could've chosen to mug on the streets, they chose Patrick because of his effeminate demeanor and lack of physical fitness. They saw him and determined he was not a threat.

And we ALL know it.

That’s my favorite part - the teenagers saw him as an easy target and they were correct. Fatty probably didn’t even try to put up a fight and screamed like a woman as they ran away.

 

[Child..]

Lol.

I'm more successful than you and it makes you big mad.

You are a working class Massachussets guy with lots of grit but also too much dissapointments/monkeys on your back. If you had a strong family support network + ISLAM your life would be better...camaraderie bonding over fake internet lore is just a momentary salve, it will neither soothe or fix your core issues.

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

Minor correction: only a FAT and DRUNK person

Go to Hoolie's, get drunk by 10 pm. Go to Chubby’s Cheesesteaks and get your phone stolen by 10:30 pm. File a police report, scream at your wife for an hour, pass out by midnight. Friday night sorted.

Insomnia cookies rules

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Although I'd love it to be true, it's Pat lying again. They snatched that phone out of his hand and ran. There's no need to punch his fat head when speed and surprise are of the essence

They were black so there was a 99% chance of knockout game Americans punching him when he started blubbering about how he's their ally. They're heroes in the end and I hope they got out on zero bail for their next 6 arrests. I bet they still laugh about the time they robbed the fat drunk bitch and how he started crying and flailing like a fag.

Edit. He's such an impotent pussy that they could walk in his house, take the TV with him watching it, and walk out. He wouldn't do anything to stop them except offer batteries for the remote.

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

You are a working class Massachussets guy with lots of grit but also too much dissapointments/monkeys on your back. If you had a strong family support network + ISLAM your life would be better...camaraderie bonding over fake internet lore is just a momentary salve, it will neither soothe or fix your core issues.

Lol I'm sober and make more money than you.
You're a lolcow and I'm not.

I win.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I hope the owners of Chubby's is a crazy foreigner who will attack Pat over this next time he sees him. "YOU FUCK OFF ONTO YOURSELF YOU FAT MOTHER BITCH FUCK! I FUCK YOU!"

I picture someone like the Iron Sheik yelling at him “FAWK YOU JABRONI! YOU ARE GAY AND FAGGOT!! I PUT YOU IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH AND MAKE YOU HUMBLE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!”

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Although I'd love it to be true, it's Pat lying again. They snatched that phone out of his hand and ran. There's no need to punch his fat head when speed and surprise are of the essence

And knowing how slow Pat is when it comes to thinking on his feet - plus the booze - he probably didn’t realize what happened for at least a minute

 

[Child..]

lolcow? Me?

Im like castor oil...

lol-oil?

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

lolcow? Me?

Im like castor oil...

lol-oil?

You seething right now: