Patrick S Tomlinson Mugged by three pepperoni americans back in 2020

[Hudson]

I can't get over the fact that apparently after drinking all night, Pat waddles down to Chubby's Cheesesteaks for a "midnight snack" consisting of 2000 calories and 140 carbs. After consuming the slop, he gets in bed with Niki, farts and then tries to fuck her. Poor woman. No wonder, according to Pat, she's on meds.

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

I can't get over the fact that apparently after drinking all night, Pat waddles down to Chubby's Cheesesteaks for a "midnight snack" consisting of 2000 calories and 140 carbs. After consuming the slop, he gets in bed with Niki, farts and then tries to fuck her. Poor woman. No wonder, according to Pat, she's on meds.

He was 39 when this happened, living like a freshman in college.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

2 weeks after the theft
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did he recover it or did he lie?

I hope the MPD recovered the phone in perfect condition and they cracked the screen before giving it to Pig

To each his own but I hate Samsung products. Their phones are full of bloatware and duplicate apps that serve no purpose. Forced commercials on their smart TVs and the biggest sin of all, not Japanese

 

[NortheastPhilly]

This guys life just produces infinite hilarity. There will never ever be anyone like him ever again. Young enough to be the quintessential millennial faggot, old enough to have no idea how to guard his digital footprint.

Also theres a Chubbys Cheesesteaks in Philadelphia but Im almost certain they’re unrelated.

Also also, he filed a false police report with that half mile chase claim

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Even though it was 4 years ago, I can't stop smiling knowing that Patrick got punched right in his oversized head. I bet if you could watch it in slow motion you would see all the fat & blubber from his face travel like a wave all the way around the back of his skull before settling back on his cheeks and chins. You know he went back for the cheesesteaks, too.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

This guys life just produces infinite hilarity. There will never ever be anyone like him ever again. Young enough to be the quintessential millennial faggot, old enough to have no idea how to guard his digital footprint.

Also theres a Chubbys Cheesesteaks in Philadelphia but Im almost certain they’re unrelated.

Also also, he filed a false police report with that half mile chase claim

They might be, the one guy said he got laughed at for not being an eagles fan

 

[handsomeblue]

I'm not 25 and don't close out bars anymore, I close out Chubby's Cheesesteaks.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Even though it was 4 years ago, I can't stop smiling knowing that Patrick got punched right in his oversized head. I bet if you could watch it in slow motion you would see all the fat & blubber from his face travel like a wave all the way around the back of his skull before settling back on his cheeks and chins. You know he went back for the cheesesteaks, too.

Although I'd love it to be true, it's Pat lying again. They snatched that phone out of his hand and ran. There's no need to punch his fat head when speed and surprise are of the essence

 

[SFWA liaison]

this just got funnier to me with the realization that in August 2020 piggy was wearing a superhero covid mask, didn't even take it off to chase the negros before losing his breath. Waiting for his order outside because customers weren't allowed in.

should've stayed home

 

[Child..]

this just got funnier to me with the realization that in August 2020 piggy was wearing a covid mask, didn't even take it off to chase the negros before losing his breath. Waiting for his order outside because customers weren't allowed in.

should've stayed home

This was back when everyone was getting COVID checks too, so they robbed him for sport/didnt need the money lol.

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

This was back when everyone was getting COVID checks too, so they robbed him for sport/didnt need the money lol.

Pipe down, Liban.
You always say Patposting is beneath you but then show up whenever something happens hoping to farm attention. You're the dork at the lunch table who ruins everyone's good time by barging into the conversation you weren't invited to like, "Me too guys, hahaha right? Me too?"

 

[Child..]

@Treat Yourself pat is above you, above even quasi...but not me...lol, this is why I came out. To make sure y'all know.

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Patposters (especially the harass-y types who go out of their way to FOIA his private life/used to text him endlessly)

 

[Rick Roblinson]

this just got funnier to me with the realization that in August 2020 piggy was wearing a covid mask, didn't even take it off to chase the negros before losing his breath. Waiting for his order outside because customers weren't allowed in.

should've stayed home

There was even a Stay Home. Save Lives. billboard right outside of Chubby's. But Pat was like "No, child. I need a cheesesteak at 10:30 pm. It's essential."

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

This is a month before Bernell’s murder…

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

@Treat Yourself pat is above you, above even quasi...but not me...lol, this is why I came out. To make sure y'all know.

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Pat/SFWA/Pattverse

Patposters (especially the harass-y types who go out of their way to FOIA his private life/used to text him endlessly)

You brag about faildoxing homeless people who post here.
Everything you say is a lie or a self-own.


Stop pretending you're ignoring me, pussy.
You're mad I doxed you before you could dox me and you're acting like a sissy faggot about it. Go collect rent checks from the niggers in public housing. Me and Rick both make more money than you.

 

[Child..]

Patrick is middle class...Im upper middle class. Most here are lower middle class/working class/underclass.

 

[Random username]

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Mrstealyophone hurt the ribs.

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

Patrick is middle class...Im upper middle class. Most here are lower middle class/working class/underclass.

No, you're not.
You live a low-income neighborhood just like he does, the only difference is you actually work for those people lol.

 

[Child..]

I live in a low income nabe? LOL fail dox

Who has $17,000 lying around? Me lol

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

I live in a low income nabe? LOL fail dox

Who has $17,000 lying around? Me lol

Nice ignoring me, stupid.

Hey Liban, time to go collect those rent checks from the niggers in your neighborhood with holes in their ceilings you fucking bum.