Patrick S Tomlinson Mugged by three pepperoni americans back in 2020

[Rodeo Clown]

FROM THE SAME FOIA REQUEST: Still frame from the Chubby Cheesesteaks CCTV camera that captured the robbery in progress

Spoiler

Not just that he released the phone what a pussy.
Edit: who deserves more prison these niggers or us? I wonder what he thinks? Do our tweets deserve more time?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He did vaguely mention his phone being stolen in a facebook post a couple years ago

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Fucking RIBS. These were the last tweets he sent in the minutes before he was mugged. I'm dying
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Goodbye to your phone you fat faggot

I really wanted his phone to be stolen while tweeting enjoy prison. Of course he “ran” to a McDonald’s and gave up.

 

[Opesterino]

This makes me rather happy. tee hee

 

[porquedealer]

He's always on his own too. out being fat, drunk and eating slop.
Niki home alone watching tv and fingering herself.
She goes to her bedroom when he gets home and he sits tweeting on the fart couch until early morning

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Minor correction: only a FAT and DRUNK person

Go to Hoolie's, get drunk by 10 pm. Go to Chubby’s Cheesesteaks and get your phone stolen by 10:30 pm. File a police report, scream at your wife for an hour, pass out by midnight. Friday night sorted.

This is why he doesn’t go out at night anymore

 

[Steve Ramone]

Haha, fat fuck got his toy taken away by real men. What a loser.

 

[captain_kamala]

It's so icky when people talk to the cops

 

[JebJoh]

Remember that tweet about being able to chase people down for miles then incapacitate the subject? He failed on all those. Punched in the face and did nothing but take it. Imagine the tough talk when got to the safety of his home.

But what about the cheesesteaks?

Cop: Where are the cheesteaks?
Patrick: What?
Cop: The cheesteaks from chubby's, we need them for evidence
Patrick: I already ate them
Cop: Well then, nothing we can do, I guess I can take a statement

 

[JebJoh]

It's so icky when people talk to the cops

When I read Patrick's testimony I hear it in a whiny voice

 

[porquedealer]

Haha, fat fuck got his toy taken away by real men. What a loser.

it was three niggers, one had a white tee shirt!
Very helpful, sir.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

The 2025 season is off to a great start.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Cop: Where are the cheesteaks?
Patrick: What?
Cop: The cheesteaks from chubby's, we need them for evidence
Patrick: I already ate them
Cop: Well then, nothing we can do, I guess I can take a statement

"I was going to punch them in the face. I don't care who you are, nobody gets to accuse me of eating the evidence of a crime."

 

[porquedealer]

Chubby's Cheesesteaks are now part of the Piggy Pilgrimage.
I doubt Pat has been back since so that is open for conquering by OnA.

Chubby's for you never.

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

Can someone on Twitter tell Pat's big brother Kyle that I'm so sorry this happened?

Paging @TheNiggerWhoStolePatsPhone

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Lotta fawkin problems at Chubby's Cheesesteaks

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Chubby's Cheesesteaks are now part of the Piggy Pilgrimage.
I doubt Pat has been back since so that is open for conquering by OnA.

Chubby's for you never.

All this trouble just because Hoolies stopped Meatloaf Mondays.

 

[Honoria]

Chubby's Cheesesteaks is a 6-minute bike ride from where Bernell was killed.

 

[RickReternal]

I doubt they punched him. He made that up to reduce his shame for having his phone snatched with barely any struggle is my theory.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

So Fat Pat called the police on three young black men who are statistically likely to be shot by the police instead of just accepting his white privilege and allowing them to keep the phone? So much for Black Lives Matter, fatso.