Patrick S Tomlinson Mugged by three pepperoni americans back in 2020

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

2 years into the Fatrick Saga he gets his phone mysteriously stolen by 3 black guys while waiting for a cheesesteak.

Then 4 years in he bricks his phone swimming in a cenote in Mexico.


The odds that he has ever managed to save and share ANY of the "evidence" he claims to have archived are slim to none. Either he's too stupid and careless to keep his phones safe or he needs to destroy evidence every couple years because he's hiding something.

This was, by the way, just a few months after Bernell was killed and right after we started asking him about it.

Huh.

 

[JebJoh]

I doubt they punched him. He made that up to reduce his shame for having his phone snatched with barely any struggle is my theory.

By "snatched" he means one of them walked up to him and said "Lemme hol yo phone"

 

[stealthygeek]

"There could be Kia Boyz here," he thought. "I HATE KIA BOYZ...."

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Rick's getting a new job!

https://chubbyscheesesteaks.com/application

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

Oh look.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I doubt they punched him. He made that up to reduce his shame for having his phone snatched with barely any struggle is my theory.

He probably didn't chase them either. Say you and two of your young negro friends just beat up some fat retard and took his phone, while you're making your getaway you look back and he's huffing and puffing and doing the Waterboy "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" run at you, wouldn't you and your friends just take like 20 seconds to pound the shit out of him again?

He definitely tried to make himself as heroic as possible while he was still being an absolute bitch.

 

[Total Tranny Death]

Fucking RIBS. These were the last tweets he sent in the minutes before he was mugged. I'm dying
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Goodbye to your phone you fat faggot

LMFAO

 

[Total Tranny Death]

Oh look.

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LOL. I love when random shit like this breathes new life into Patposting

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’m surprised he didn’t say the n persona that stole his phone had dreadlocks like when Lady Di got jumped at the ghetto chicken restaurant.

 

[Child..]

So are you guys lore-weaving that he made it up to hide something...or the fact that he lives in a crime prone area in a crime prone city suddenly doesn't apply? Not following how this is the new sass-loosh.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Now I'm imagining Pat getting rocked in the face in slow motion like in Rocky when the sweat goes flying off him but it's cheesesteak spraying out of his mouth instead

 

[Suetonius]

CHUBBY CHEESESTEAKS STLAKER

......

His life is just a never ending unintentional comedy lol

 

[SFWA liaison]

chances are he was doing Uber Eats

place looks awful

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Pat to the cop: three fuckin NIGGERS just stole my phone! Can you believe that shit?

Larry King: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CHEESE STEAKS?

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

So are you guys lore-weaving that he made it up to hide something...or the fact that he lives in a crime prone area in a crime prone city suddenly doesn't apply? Not following how this is the new sass-loosh.

Not following why you larp as an expert on geo-politics when you're a superintendent for low-income housing projects.

 

[Podawful won!]

Lol I could imagine this happening to Stuttering John. That would be so fucking funny lol

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Fucking RIBS. These were the last tweets he sent in the minutes before he was mugged. I'm dying
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Goodbye to your phone you fat faggot

Lol the nigs were watching him furiously tweeting while waiting in line for cheese steaks, stepping closer and closer to him. Jeez Pat I thought a trained ass kicker like you would have some situational awareness.

 

[DominusOdium]

Chubby's Cheesesteaks.

Fucking Chubby's Cheesesteaks

God is a Patposter and he and Norm are smiling down on us.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

His life's so great, stlaker. At age 40 he was chasing down niggers until he lost them in the McDonald's parking lot at midnight.

 

[SFWA liaison]

I know he has a couple more tweets like this about him not calling 911 on niggers, but I don't recall the wording