Patrick S Tomlinson Mugged by three pepperoni americans back in 2020

[safka15]

Damn I love when I wake up and there is a new pinned thread.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Fast twitch muscles vs fat twitch muscles.

Twitclhing muscles made me think of Nortons anus. Why my brain works like this, I really dont know. These fuckers have given me genuine trauma.

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

Keep confirming you are Mexican like Artemis said...

Artemis is a figment of your imagination, child.

And why are you acting like a Mexican would be worse than a somali? Your people are the niggers of Africa. Amongst niggers, you are the niggest.

The average IQ in somalia is 67 which is technically legally retarded and would explain all of your posts.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Got robbed at dat CHUB CHEE! Dat CHUB CHEE on 1st Street!

"North Oakland."

EVEN GHETTO-AH

 

[Honey Badger]

Why'd they word it like this?

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They make it seem like it was a 10 second ordeal before Pat finally released his phone

I believe it. Have you seen how he white knuckles his cheeseburgers?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

"Hey, you got a truck? Three niggers just stole my phone. You believe that shit, huh?"

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

When Fatty McFatface's Slop For Piggies opens a Milwaukee branch.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Fatso is such a fucking sperg you know he was screaming, "PRESS SEND! PRESS SEND!!" at the pavement apes the whole time and having a meltdown over an "Enjoy prison" being stuck in his drafts.

 

[JebJoh]

There was even a Stay Home. Save Lives. billboard right outside of Chubby's. But Pat was like "No, child. I need a cheesesteak at 10:30 pm. It's essential."

Also possible that he’s an uber eats guy

 

[DominusOdium]

Also possible that he’s an uber eats guy

Six figure authors don't need to do Uber Eats, child. They do, however, have plenty of extra money to treat themselevs to the chubbiest of cheesesteaks.

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

When Fatty McFatface's Slop For Piggies opens a Milwaukee branch.

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This is how I imagine Rick would dance on the Ellen Degenerous Show.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Six figure authors don't need to do Uber Eats, child. They do, however, have plenty of extra money to treat themselevs to the chubbiest of cheesesteaks.

What's more likely, the guy who walked out of his first shift at Target because it was "beneath" him is taking on menial night work to bring in some extra cash.

Or the disgusting bloated fat guy was waiting for some goy slop after another 8 hour shift of sitting on his backside sinking beers?

 

[JebJoh]

What's more likely, the guy who walked out of his first shift at Target because it was "beneath" him is taking on menial night work to bring in some extra cash.

Or the disgusting bloated fat guy was waiting for some goy slop after another 8 hour shift of sitting on his backside sinking beers?

Backside, heh, my grandmother says that

 

[BudDickman]

For some reason, the funniest detail is that Pat "noticed" a black hand grabbed his phone and then he didn't let it go until getting punched in the face. I'm picturing him immersed in some Twitter dispute and then immediately finding himself in a tug of war with some 14 year old nig over his phone, with his bitch tits flailing around.

 

[DominusOdium]

What's more likely, the guy who walked out of his first shift at Target because it was "beneath" him is taking on menial night work to bring in some extra cash.

Or the disgusting bloated fat guy was waiting for some goy slop after another 8 hour shift of sitting on his backside sinking beers?

I would actually fully believe he was doing Uber Eats and convincing himself he was a small business owner because of it.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Backside, heh, my grandmother says that

She probably used a knife and fork while eating too.

 

[JebJoh]

She probably used a knife and fork while eating too.

Probably

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

New lore unlocked

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

Lol he already hid his reply.

Oopsie doodles

 

[BertCooper]

New lore unlocked


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He’s so fucking triggered. If this happened, he’d absolutely have been touting it in 2020 as proof of his “actual tough guy” bonafides.