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Patrick S Tomlinson Mugged by three pepperoni americans back in 2020
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Twitclhing muscles made me think of Nortons anus. Why my brain works like this, I really dont know. These fuckers have given me genuine trauma.
Artemis is a figment of your imagination, child.
And why are you acting like a Mexican would be worse than a somali? Your people are the niggers of Africa. Amongst niggers, you are the niggest.
The average IQ in somalia is 67 which is technically legally retarded and would explain all of your posts.
Got robbed at dat CHUB CHEE! Dat CHUB CHEE on 1st Street!
"North Oakland."
EVEN GHETTO-AH
"North Oakland."
EVEN GHETTO-AH
When Fatty McFatface's Slop For Piggies opens a Milwaukee branch.
Fatso is such a fucking sperg you know he was screaming, "PRESS SEND! PRESS SEND!!" at the pavement apes the whole time and having a meltdown over an "Enjoy prison" being stuck in his drafts.
Also possible that he’s an uber eats guy
Six figure authors don't need to do Uber Eats, child. They do, however, have plenty of extra money to treat themselevs to the chubbiest of cheesesteaks.
This is how I imagine Rick would dance on the Ellen Degenerous Show.
What's more likely, the guy who walked out of his first shift at Target because it was "beneath" him is taking on menial night work to bring in some extra cash.
Or the disgusting bloated fat guy was waiting for some goy slop after another 8 hour shift of sitting on his backside sinking beers?
Backside, heh, my grandmother says that
For some reason, the funniest detail is that Pat "noticed" a black hand grabbed his phone and then he didn't let it go until getting punched in the face. I'm picturing him immersed in some Twitter dispute and then immediately finding himself in a tug of war with some 14 year old nig over his phone, with his bitch tits flailing around.
I would actually fully believe he was doing Uber Eats and convincing himself he was a small business owner because of it.
She probably used a knife and fork while eating too.
Probably
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Lol he already hid his reply.
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He’s so fucking triggered. If this happened, he’d absolutely have been touting it in 2020 as proof of his “actual tough guy” bonafides.