Fatrick made a statement to police and the police wrote it down, therefore it is now a proven fact. I’m sorry you’re so stupid.
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Patrick S Tomlinson Mugged by three pepperoni americans back in 2020
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Is there any possible way to retrieve the security footage if it can't be FOIA'd?
Sargent Erik Rodriguez of the Milwaukee Police Department (MPD) wrote the very complete report
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Pat's just mad that Chubby's is off the menu now.
"Welcome to Chubby's, can I take your ord--- hey, aren't you the guy that applied for a job here? Yeah, the one with the 1.7."
There would be a lot less CTE in MMA of they just call the fight as soon as one of them drops their phone. What a fucking lunatic. He really was born to write fiction.
Officer: So, I believe you have been involved with an incident involving some underprivileged young people. Would you be able to give a description of th-
Pat: Black, black and BLACK!
Pat: Black, black and BLACK!
Exactly. Why call the cops when you don't have insurance and don't need the police report. Yeah I'm sure they're going to start frisking black kids for a $50 tracfone when the shot spotters are going off every 5min in a shithole city.Right in the middle of all that BLM bullshit he gets robbed by 3 blacks. Classic Pat. God is a patposter
At least he's handling it well
He killed Burnell a month later! Why does no one care about that. It was revenge, Sam.
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One of you nerds answer my fucking question before I get pissed off
I could actually see drunken piggy ragesprinting all the way to McDonalds before his old legs finally betray him. Walk back to Chubby's, demand to use their phone to call 911 and report a theft. Then one of two things happens:
1: Patrick's chubby cheesesteak, large fries, and large soda is ready but he's lost his appetite and doesn't want it. Maybe he dramatically throws it into the trash, or sarcastically tells the cashier to keep it.
2: Patrick, still fuming with rage waiting for the police to arrive, takes a seat and angrily eats his chubby cheesesteak, large fries, and large soda. Bits of grilled onion and chewed up bread fly out his mouth as he mutters to nobody.
Honestly it could be either one. A lot of people would lose their appetite if they got their phone stolen and a nice fist to the face, but Patrick might see it as a "don't let the terrorists win" situation where nothing is going to stop him from inhaling his chubby cheesesteak, large fries, and large soda.
1: Patrick's chubby cheesesteak, large fries, and large soda is ready but he's lost his appetite and doesn't want it. Maybe he dramatically throws it into the trash, or sarcastically tells the cashier to keep it.
2: Patrick, still fuming with rage waiting for the police to arrive, takes a seat and angrily eats his chubby cheesesteak, large fries, and large soda. Bits of grilled onion and chewed up bread fly out his mouth as he mutters to nobody.
Honestly it could be either one. A lot of people would lose their appetite if they got their phone stolen and a nice fist to the face, but Patrick might see it as a "don't let the terrorists win" situation where nothing is going to stop him from inhaling his chubby cheesesteak, large fries, and large soda.
The phone had no service, so was likely a previously stolen one that had been barred and not actually owned by the mugger child.
IF the police had actually collected the video at the time (they didn't) then it might have been possible to obtain it through them.
I very much doubt "Chubby's Cheesesteaks" have a 5 year retention policy on their CCTV.
You could contact the arab slinging beef and ask him, we are in the pattiverse where 1 in a million odds seem to hit about 30% of the time.
It happened in 2020.
IF the police had actually collected the video at the time (they didn't) then it might have been possible to obtain it through them.
I very much doubt "Chubby's Cheesesteaks" have a 5 year retention policy on their CCTV.
You could contact the arab slinging beef and ask him, we are in the pattiverse where 1 in a million odds seem to hit about 30% of the time.
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nice area
at least she's honest unlike Pat
nice area
at least she's honest unlike Pat
His tits jiggling right along with it
Second one. The response time is going to be terrible so he'll sit there eating until they show up 2 hours later (many many meals). Then rush out in a huff with the story he's concocted and demand they do their job and find his phone. He would have demanded they interview everyone and for the minimum wage cashier turn over the security tapes.
Leslie Varney and Brian Keene also find this to be hilarious.
I love how so many in his industry opening goof on him.
My reputation has never been better, child. Enjoy prison
Pat approached an officer who around the corner investigating another theft. It wasn't called in
Stop.