Patrick S Tomlinson Mugged by three pepperoni americans back in 2020

[WifeStoreWill]

Are those good? Pickle spears and tomato slices seem weird on a hot dog

It’s good, except for the yellow mustard. What am I, five?

 

[TorpidSloth]

It’s good, except for the yellow mustard. What am I, five?

That neon relish looks so bad it has to be good

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Are those good? Pickle spears and tomato slices seem weird on a hot dog

Chicago hot dogs stink. Their pizza is OK if you like cheese, sauce, and toppings served on a biscuit.

Remember this is the city where Malort is a thing. They have no sense of taste.

 

[Udders]

Honestly? After a drunken night at Hooli's there's a chance he ordered a sensible, plain salad from Chubby's Cheesesteaks.

I find it extremely presumptuous that everyone is just assuming Patrick would order a chubbys cheesteak, large fries, and large soda and not consider the healthier options available on the menu.

Seems legit coming from the same guy who thinks three little hard shell tacos are the epitome of post-workout protein.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

New lore unlocked


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"A phone I carry with me to this day, child."

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The fact that Pat thinks he's saving face by saying he beat up a little black kid is hilarious.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Are those good? Pickle spears and tomato slices seem weird on a hot dog

Yes they are. My personal favorite type of hot dog.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Knowing Pork I doubt it was even 3. He made that up too that is why his stupid pig brain couldn't function when asked for a description and just said the same thing for all 3.

Stupid fat dumb fuck "man" in his 40's well over 300lbs got bullied out of his late night cheesesteaks dinner and phone by a middle schooler possibly HS freshmen half his size. PAThetic.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Good guess.


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Eww it's Arab owned?!

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I'm a little behind on the thread but Samsung is Korean, actually.

Correct, that's why I said not Japanese

 

[Chive Turkey]

Got robbed at dat CHUB CHEE! Dat CHUB CHEE on 1st Street!

I'm suprisingly annoyed with myself for invoking chop chee and failing to spot this joke.

Eww it's Arab owned?!

Looking at the state of it, I would've been shocked if it wasn't. It almost seems like there's a global ordinance that shitty fast food places have to be Arab-owned and run, like some sort of medieval caste system.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Yes they are. My personal favorite type of hot dog.

I got your favorite type of hot dog right here

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I got your favorite type of hot dog right here

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I'm suprisingly annoyed with myself for invoking chop chee and failing to spot this joke.


Looking at the state of it, I would've been shocked if it wasn't. It almost seems like there's a global ordinance that shitty fast food places have to be Arab-owned and run, like some sort of medieval caste system.

I figured it was some dago from Philly who moved to MKE

 

[Petworth dude]

I got your favorite type of hot dog right here

You guys are sleeping on the half smoke. Pork and beef combined, with smoky and spicy notes…it’s the shit.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

You guys are sleeping on the half smoke. Pork and beef combined, with smokey and spicy notes…it’s the shit.View attachment 240315

Nah, man. That's a DC original. Chicago has nothing that touches Ben's Chili Bowl.

Plus, where else you gonna buy a half smoke and bootleg CDs at 2am on Friday night?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Half smokes are good but Ben’s Chili Bowl is shit, you guys are out of your minds. They don’t even hide the fact they’re using canned chili.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Half smokes are good but Ben’s Chili Bowl is shit, you guys are out of your minds. They don’t even hide the fact they’re using canned chili.

Admittedly, last time I went ANYWHERE on U St was in 2004. And I was probably piss-drunk, pulling a Tomlinson before heading home. My taste buds were pickled well before stepping into Ben's so I was willing to eat anything.

One night I went to that 7-11 over on P St. between Georgetown and Dupont. So wasted and hungry I didn't care what I ate. Grabbed a V8 and egg salad sandwich that had probably been out for AT LEAST a day, two things I never eat/drink. I remember saying, "I don't know why I never buy these. Egg salad with V8 is great!"

I ended up projectile vomiting chunks of orange-tinted egg all over my bedroom an hour later. So, yeah, my judgment about what's good when I'm drunk is lacking.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Admittedly, last time I went ANYWHERE on U St was in 2004. And I was probably piss-drunk, pulling a Tomlinson before heading home. My taste buds were pickled well before stepping into Ben's so I was willing to eat anything.

One night I went to that 7-11 over on P St. between Georgetown and Dupont. So wasted and hungry I didn't care what I ate. Grabbed a V8 and egg salad sandwich that had probably been out for AT LEAST a day, two things I never eat/drink. I remember saying, "I don't know why I never buy these. Egg salad with V8 is great!"

I ended up projectile vomiting chunks of orange-tinted egg all over my bedroom an hour later. So, yeah, my judgment about what's good when I'm drunk is lacking.

It’s understandable when you’re hammered. I think that’s their whole business model, plus tourists who have seen it on TV and the President of France for some fucking reason. I didn’t think anyone other than Bill Cosby has gone there more than once while sober.

Same with any “jumbo slice” pizza place. No one has ever had one of those and thought, “I’m glad I just ate that”.

 

[BudDickman]

Not just that. He can incapacitate groups of any size, child. A 12 v 1 is easy for him.
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View attachment 240236 Look at me. This is the face of a very dangerous boy, child.

I think "incapacitate" is just a euphemism for "fatally shoot".