It’s good, except for the yellow mustard. What am I, five?
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Patrick S Tomlinson Mugged by three pepperoni americans back in 2020
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That neon relish looks so bad it has to be good
Chicago hot dogs stink. Their pizza is OK if you like cheese, sauce, and toppings served on a biscuit.
Remember this is the city where Malort is a thing. They have no sense of taste.
Seems legit coming from the same guy who thinks three little hard shell tacos are the epitome of post-workout protein.
"A phone I carry with me to this day, child."
The fact that Pat thinks he's saving face by saying he beat up a little black kid is hilarious.
Yes they are. My personal favorite type of hot dog.
Knowing Pork I doubt it was even 3. He made that up too that is why his stupid pig brain couldn't function when asked for a description and just said the same thing for all 3.
Stupid fat dumb fuck "man" in his 40's well over 300lbs got bullied out of his late night cheesesteaks dinner and phone by a middle schooler possibly HS freshmen half his size. PAThetic.
Stupid fat dumb fuck "man" in his 40's well over 300lbs got bullied out of his late night cheesesteaks dinner and phone by a middle schooler possibly HS freshmen half his size. PAThetic.
Eww it's Arab owned?!
Correct, that's why I said not Japanese
I'm suprisingly annoyed with myself for invoking chop chee and failing to spot this joke.
Looking at the state of it, I would've been shocked if it wasn't. It almost seems like there's a global ordinance that shitty fast food places have to be Arab-owned and run, like some sort of medieval caste system.
I got your favorite type of hot dog right here
I got your favorite type of hot dog right here
I figured it was some dago from Philly who moved to MKE
You guys are sleeping on the half smoke. Pork and beef combined, with smoky and spicy notes…it’s the shit.I got your favorite type of hot dog right here
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Nah, man. That's a DC original. Chicago has nothing that touches Ben's Chili Bowl.
Plus, where else you gonna buy a half smoke and bootleg CDs at 2am on Friday night?
Half smokes are good but Ben’s Chili Bowl is shit, you guys are out of your minds. They don’t even hide the fact they’re using canned chili.
Admittedly, last time I went ANYWHERE on U St was in 2004. And I was probably piss-drunk, pulling a Tomlinson before heading home. My taste buds were pickled well before stepping into Ben's so I was willing to eat anything.
One night I went to that 7-11 over on P St. between Georgetown and Dupont. So wasted and hungry I didn't care what I ate. Grabbed a V8 and egg salad sandwich that had probably been out for AT LEAST a day, two things I never eat/drink. I remember saying, "I don't know why I never buy these. Egg salad with V8 is great!"
I ended up projectile vomiting chunks of orange-tinted egg all over my bedroom an hour later. So, yeah, my judgment about what's good when I'm drunk is lacking.
It’s understandable when you’re hammered. I think that’s their whole business model, plus tourists who have seen it on TV and the President of France for some fucking reason. I didn’t think anyone other than Bill Cosby has gone there more than once while sober.
Same with any “jumbo slice” pizza place. No one has ever had one of those and thought, “I’m glad I just ate that”.
I think "incapacitate" is just a euphemism for "fatally shoot".