Jenna Ortegathread

[Jenna]

Well if you've been following the Ortegathread, you know the Emmys were this past Monday (??) and Jenna was snubbed for her performance in The Fallout, which has been described by me as the performance of the year.

Thankfully, Jenna did what the best actress in the world should do when Mandy Seyfried is winning YOUR award.

https://twitter.com/wednesdayaddams/status/1569460979993387012

That's right, Jenna (as Wednesday) decided to shit on ALL the nominees and how pathetic they are for wanting some retarded gold statue. How Hollywood is a bunch of phony secretly-gay narcissists, and Jenna simply will be blazing her own path forward. She doesn't need a gold statue to validate her perfection and she never will.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

 

[Jenna]

It really is incredible how great I am at this whole trolling thing. One lil gif of Jenna smiling at the dinner table and I get back this 100% seriously angry rant from an Aussie on his fourth bottle of wine. That she got raped at Nickelodeon (she never worked at Nick), that posting pictures of 19-year-olds eating is child porn (she doesn't eat in the gif), and most importantly that I deserve to be murdered.

From his voice, it's the same tone Dan used when he'd start in with the alliance. Bitter, no sense of playful banter, just a sensitive man who is very hurt over what other onaforums posters said about him.

 

[Capn Dicktickler]

Our resident Panera HR rep is a fucking foreigner from kangaroo land? This is like finding out Hitler was a Jew. The hurt and betrayal I feel in my heart right now is incalculable. Am I the only American on this forum?

 

[Capn Dicktickler]

It really is incredible how great I am at this whole trolling thing. One lil gif of Jenna smiling at the dinner table and I get back this 100% seriously angry rant from an Aussie on his fourth bottle of wine. That she got raped at Nickelodeon (she never worked at Nick), that posting pictures of 19-year-olds eating is child porn (she doesn't eat in the gif), and most importantly that I deserve to be murdered.

From his voice, it's the same tone Dan used when he'd start in with the alliance. Bitter, no sense of playful banter, just a sensitive man who is very hurt over what other onaforums posters said about him.

I’m enjoying my Wednesday Jenna rants tabehonestwitya. Don’t really understand what all the hullabaloo is about.. if you want to watch Jenna eating ramen noodles that’s no one’s business but your own, and KP is legal anyways so what’s the big deal?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

This is like finding out Hitler was a Jew.

He was.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Our resident Panera HR rep is a fucking foreigner from kangaroo land? This is like finding out Hitler was a Jew. The hurt and betrayal I feel in my heart right now is incalculable. Am I the only American on this forum?

 

[Capn Dicktickler]

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

 

[TheCumBellyKeeed]

Jesus fucking christ swallow the cum or spit it out ya aussie autist

 

[guest]

She looks more like Pete Davidson’s sister more than Pete Davidson’s actual sister.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Jesus fucking christ swallow the cum or spit it out ya aussie autist

 

[TheCumBellyKeeed]

Translation for non aussies:

"Gurgle largle gurgle slurp cunt krikey, that's not a dildo, this is a dildo *tearing noises, sobs*"

 

[TheCumBellyKeeed]

Get the fucking eucalyptus out your nasal passages, being from the worst english colony is no excuse for bad enunciation.

Also you can't own guns and you have ten years before China invades, wasting precious time, m8

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Get the fucking eucalyptus out your nasal passages

Eucalyptus clears the nasal passage, ya bloody drongo.

 

[TheCumBellyKeeed]

Go ahead and diggiree do whatever dumb shit you want in reply, as an american I know time is money as I've spent enough on you.

Or diggiree don't, I hope a dingo eats ya baybee and an abbo rapes ya mum

 

[TheCumBellyKeeed]

Eucalyptus clears the nasal passage, ya bloody drongo.

Not when you pack it in there with vegemite

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Go ahead and diggiree do whatever dumb shit you want in reply, as an american I know time is money as I've spent enough on you.

Or diggiree don't, I hope a dingo eats ya baybee and an abbo rapes ya mum

 

[guest]

Eucalyptus clears the nasal passage, ya bloody drongo.

Haters gonna hate

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Not when you pack it in there with vegemite

Be respectful to Vegemite you poofter.