I'll just leave this here, then.

[NoBacon]

The beauty of this is, you have no idea where I live. You likely never will. But it's certainly not the little Cape Cod we used to live in. I love my house. And, for the record, it has five sinks in five actual bathrooms.

We can narrow it down by writing an algorithm that removes all zip codes within 2000ft of a school.

 

[NormsGhost]

So you and the inspiration for the Troll dolls live in a half-way house now. Nice flex, pedophile.

Go on and think that. It'll keep you all out of my business.
By the way, Will Tate sucks.

 

[NormsGhost]

This ain't your show!

Ain't yours, either.

 

[Will Tate]

Go on and think that. It'll keep you all out of my business.
By the way, Will Tate sucks.

At least I'm not a pedophile, pedophile.

 

[NormsGhost]

Later, haters. Maybe I'll check back next week.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Why are you such a ballwasher for Pat when he ignores you, Hildy? Even Pat thinks you’re a loser yet you still defend him at any chance? But why? Are you that desperate for friends? Your loyalty is on mute.

Again - He’s just not that into you!

 

[SFWA liaison]

For many months we knew your address Eric, and absolutely nothing happened to it. Because it wasn't us swatting Fatrick, stupid. All we did was mock your gay yard sign seen on Street View.

Later, haters. Maybe I'll check back next week.

can't wait for you keep avoiding the fact you're complicit in harassing innocent people!

 

[CuntFucker .]

Later, haters. Maybe I'll check back next week.

Eric is cool as fuck.

 

[gassers]

Later, haters. Maybe I'll check back next week.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Later, haters. Maybe I'll check back next week.

And you still won’t answer why you’re such a ballwasher to Pat who obviously ignores you and doesn’t want to even associate with you. You keep coming to Pat’s defense and he ignores you!

Sad!

 

[CuntFucker .]

And you still won’t answer why you’re such a ballwasher to Pat who obviously ignores you and doesn’t want to even associate with you. You keep coming to Pat’s defense and he ignores you!

Sad!

Give him a day. Eric doesn't respond on the fly.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Why are you, an atheist, appropriating morality from religious cultures? Anyone speaking to an atheist for 5 mins realizes they aren't smart enough to come up with any deeper explanation for something being wrong than "because I don't like it". You just copy paste societies values then tweak them for things you like that aren't accepted like being a kid toucher.

Atheists are morally and intellectually bankrupt losers trying to pretend most people would agree with them but are just brainwashed by religion. But you don't convince anyone because they can see you are just edgy fedoras trying to change the social order into one where they are on top. Literally everyone you've discussed this with has walked away believing you are too stupid to live or else needs to be gassed along with you

 

[RoxburyRick]

Even with the pedophilia pretty much confirmed at this point, I can’t bring myself to go in on Hildy. After seeing his dog of a wife and shack of a house, it feels like kicking a puppy

Wait lemme see that house

 

[Niki]

hild

Wait lemme see that house

he upgraded child, lives in a one bedroom apartment with 5 units child 5 individual sinks

 

[Harry Powell]

. And, for the record, it has five sinks in five actual bathrooms.

Now we’re talkin’ baby!

Are any of these double-sinks? If so you can count that as two (Dan does). It’s possible you may have a sink-count of 6, which would put you in the upper echelon here.

 

[SFWA liaison]

you may have a sink-count of 6, which would put you in the upper echelon here.

a lieutenant position, if you will

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

I’ve never commented on a memorial page and I’ve never defended child rapists. I guess that makes me a much better person than Eric Hildeman, a man who has written at lengths about how wanting to rape children is the equivalent to writing on a toilet wall!

 

[chewtoycock]

This is basic kindergarten ethics, here.

You should probably try internalizing simpler kindergarten lessons like "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" before trying to tackle the nuanced ethics of kid fucking. Also, say it don't spray it, bitch.

Fuckin nailed that guy.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I don't, of course.

Nice spelling of "childen."

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So close to being one of us.

So close