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“Bartender, let’s get a round of shots ON ME!” How many times did those fat rubes make that same joke?OPEN BAR, DUUUUDES!
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“Bartender, let’s get a round of shots ON ME!” How many times did those fat rubes make that same joke?OPEN BAR, DUUUUDES!
The only beer that bars around be serve in a can is PBR because of hipster faggots.Not to mention that it looks like he's drinking fucking canned beer. Who does that? It's not even possible in most places over here. The one thing most people can't drink at home is draft beer. He's basically alone, drinking from a can and surrounded by strangers. His night would've been cheaper, quieter and otherwise no different if he'd stayed in the half hovel. Fat.
Yeah, the only times I've seen it in pubs or bars in Europe is when it's been a faggot craft beer like one of Brewdog's.The only beer that bars around be serve in a can is PBR because of hipster faggots.
That’s what I was about to say, or the 16oz aluminum cans.The only beer that bars around be serve in a can is PBR because of hipster faggots.
I recognize those chins from a mile awayPiggo is all over this broadcast
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If it was a canned craft beer that means I’m sure it was more expensive than whatever domestic draft beers (Miller / coors / etc) so piggy felt fancy since these beers were free in his mind.Yeah, the only times I've seen it in pubs or bars in Europe is when it's been a faggot craft beer like one of Brewdog's.
looked up previous itneractions between Pat and this guy and foudn piggy misspelling "perineum", professional author btwSomebody is loying!
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Fun? No Pat - you went thinking you were gonna have a night of free booze and you had to PAY! I’m convinced he didn’t tip out of anger - or worse - tried to run out on the tab.
Pat met up with this guy at a convention before. His old pic was him with a mohawk and a niners kaepernik jersey.looked up previous itneractions between Pat and this guy and foudn piggy misspelling "perineum", professional author btw
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Looks to me like he’s drinking a Modelo tall boyThe only beer that bars around be serve in a can is PBR because of hipster faggots.
She's the one sitting next to him, albeit wearing glasses. She must need glasses to watch television because of how old she is.Nikki never seems to go to these things, has she outgrown the Pig man?
The head injury theory is an intriguing one. After a devastating brain injury his personality became much more impulsive and hostile and she refuses to leave him and supports his insanity due to loyalty. She's a low-key hero.
I was about to say this - he was one of those “They should let Kaep play! BLM” faggots. Kaep didn’t want to play and knew he was more famous not playing and still made a lot of money. Real “oppressed”Pat met up with this guy at a convention before. His old pic was him with a mohawk and a niners kaepernik jersey.
Gee Pat, what about BUD LIGHT? Don’t you support LGBTQLMNOP?Looks to me like he’s drinking a Modelo tall boy
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Im supporting migrants, child.Gee Pat, what about BUD LIGHT? Don’t you support LGBTQLMNOP?
That appears to be Nicole Lesser, who has been on the receiving end of Redditter texts beforeShe's the one sitting next to him, albeit wearing glasses. She must need glasses to watch television because of how old she is.
He's with a tranny, no?his "aspect ratios" are looking terrible, and he looks like he didn't want to get discovered next to that thing
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If they had a tab together it would be even funnierThat appears to be Nicole Lesser, who has been on the receiving end of Redditter texts before
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That lady looks like her, if so she is probably there with a chaperon though.redditors need to inform niki that her husband was at a bar with an unnamed "lady"
We know she was able to weasel her way out of paying that.If they had a tab together it would be even funnier
“Hi, Lynne, it’s Patrick. Your credit card company is going to send you a 6 digit code. Can you text it to me?”We know she was able to weasel her way out of paying that.
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