How much did patrick drink last night?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

OPEN BAR, DUUUUDES!

“Bartender, let’s get a round of shots ON ME!” How many times did those fat rubes make that same joke?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Not to mention that it looks like he's drinking fucking canned beer. Who does that? It's not even possible in most places over here. The one thing most people can't drink at home is draft beer. He's basically alone, drinking from a can and surrounded by strangers. His night would've been cheaper, quieter and otherwise no different if he'd stayed in the half hovel. Fat.

The only beer that bars around be serve in a can is PBR because of hipster faggots.

 

[guest]

The only beer that bars around be serve in a can is PBR because of hipster faggots.

Yeah, the only times I've seen it in pubs or bars in Europe is when it's been a faggot craft beer like one of Brewdog's.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The only beer that bars around be serve in a can is PBR because of hipster faggots.

That’s what I was about to say, or the 16oz aluminum cans.

 

[N64 Cube]

Piggo is all over this broadcast
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I recognize those chins from a mile away

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Yeah, the only times I've seen it in pubs or bars in Europe is when it's been a faggot craft beer like one of Brewdog's.

If it was a canned craft beer that means I’m sure it was more expensive than whatever domestic draft beers (Miller / coors / etc) so piggy felt fancy since these beers were free in his mind.

 

[NigelCumia]

Nikki never seems to go to these things, has she outgrown the Pig man?

The head injury theory is an intriguing one. After a devastating brain injury his personality became much more impulsive and hostile and she refuses to leave him and supports his insanity due to loyalty. She's a low-key hero.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Somebody is loying!
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Fun? No Pat - you went thinking you were gonna have a night of free booze and you had to PAY! I’m convinced he didn’t tip out of anger - or worse - tried to run out on the tab.

looked up previous itneractions between Pat and this guy and foudn piggy misspelling "perineum", professional author btw

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

looked up previous itneractions between Pat and this guy and foudn piggy misspelling "perineum", professional author btw
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Pat met up with this guy at a convention before. His old pic was him with a mohawk and a niners kaepernik jersey.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

The only beer that bars around be serve in a can is PBR because of hipster faggots.

Looks to me like he’s drinking a Modelo tall boy

 

[AntSucks]

Nikki never seems to go to these things, has she outgrown the Pig man?

The head injury theory is an intriguing one. After a devastating brain injury his personality became much more impulsive and hostile and she refuses to leave him and supports his insanity due to loyalty. She's a low-key hero.

She's the one sitting next to him, albeit wearing glasses. She must need glasses to watch television because of how old she is.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat met up with this guy at a convention before. His old pic was him with a mohawk and a niners kaepernik jersey.

I was about to say this - he was one of those “They should let Kaep play! BLM” faggots. Kaep didn’t want to play and knew he was more famous not playing and still made a lot of money. Real “oppressed”

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Looks to me like he’s drinking a Modelo tall boy
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Gee Pat, what about BUD LIGHT? Don’t you support LGBTQLMNOP?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Gee Pat, what about BUD LIGHT? Don’t you support LGBTQLMNOP?

Im supporting migrants, child.

 

[Honey Badger]

She's the one sitting next to him, albeit wearing glasses. She must need glasses to watch television because of how old she is.

That appears to be Nicole Lesser, who has been on the receiving end of Redditter texts before

 

[White nigger slayer]

his "aspect ratios" are looking terrible, and he looks like he didn't want to get discovered next to that thing
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He's with a tranny, no?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That appears to be Nicole Lesser, who has been on the receiving end of Redditter texts before

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If they had a tab together it would be even funnier

 

[Cyberatorquer]

redditors need to inform niki that her husband was at a bar with an unnamed "lady"

That lady looks like her, if so she is probably there with a chaperon though.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

If they had a tab together it would be even funnier

We know she was able to weasel her way out of paying that.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

We know she was able to weasel her way out of paying that.

“Hi, Lynne, it’s Patrick. Your credit card company is going to send you a 6 digit code. Can you text it to me?”