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How much did patrick drink last night?

Slackjawed Cow

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Not to mention that it looks like he's drinking fucking canned beer. Who does that? It's not even possible in most places over here. The one thing most people can't drink at home is draft beer. He's basically alone, drinking from a can and surrounded by strangers. His night would've been cheaper, quieter and otherwise no different if he'd stayed in the half hovel. Fat.
The only beer that bars around be serve in a can is PBR because of hipster faggots.
 

NigelCumia

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Nikki never seems to go to these things, has she outgrown the Pig man?

The head injury theory is an intriguing one. After a devastating brain injury his personality became much more impulsive and hostile and she refuses to leave him and supports his insanity due to loyalty. She's a low-key hero.
 

SFWA liaison

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Somebody is loying!
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Fun? No Pat - you went thinking you were gonna have a night of free booze and you had to PAY! I’m convinced he didn’t tip out of anger - or worse - tried to run out on the tab.
looked up previous itneractions between Pat and this guy and foudn piggy misspelling "perineum", professional author btw
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AntSucks

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Nikki never seems to go to these things, has she outgrown the Pig man?

The head injury theory is an intriguing one. After a devastating brain injury his personality became much more impulsive and hostile and she refuses to leave him and supports his insanity due to loyalty. She's a low-key hero.
She's the one sitting next to him, albeit wearing glasses. She must need glasses to watch television because of how old she is.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Pat met up with this guy at a convention before. His old pic was him with a mohawk and a niners kaepernik jersey.
I was about to say this - he was one of those “They should let Kaep play! BLM” faggots. Kaep didn’t want to play and knew he was more famous not playing and still made a lot of money. Real “oppressed”
 
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