How much did patrick drink last night?

[MonsterSteve]

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I said in another thread but I should say it here. Rick doesn't like being left out

 

[TorqueWheeler]

" Can I get the tacos and keep them coming...."

He needed the protein!

 

[MonsterSteve]

Always looking for the cameras and wanting their attention. Nice 40-something, barfly, single mom, fag hag companion, stupid.

Yep and the exact same angle as the Brewers celebration video where he threw his arms up and quickly looked for the camera to make sure they got him.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Even when out of focus his disgusting "Homer Simpson's mouth" double chin is the most prominent thing about him.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Im willing to put money that pat was interviewed at least once and none of them aired it. There is no way there is that many news cameras and he doenst try to get on. They probably recognized him from the swatting interviews they did on him and cut him out of the segments.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

How Pat sees himself at the bar.

How Pat really is at the bar.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

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How Pat sees himself at the bar.

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How Pat really is at the bar.

You can tell that he knows that Owen was going to find this one too LOL

 

[CruisinColin]

I’m in a group chat with my friends for our fantasy football league (I know, what a fag!) and we’re all laughing at the people like Pat who went there and were drinking like it was open bar only to have to pay.

Damn. Tell us some more crazy stores from this group chat. You guys are out of control!

 

[Uncle Floyd]

She's a low-key hero.

And Pat's a low-T zero.

 

[guest]

Why hasn't this faggot been popped for a DUI yet?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He isn’t happy he didn’t get free drinks and spent money he probably can’t afford to spend
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How are these rubes so incensed? They are acting like they had free money taken away from them when it was basically like the made a money line bet on the Bills and then drank the whole game so that bet kept going up. Idiots like this who can't conceive that they could lose are the reason these promotions rake in cash.

I wonder how many people got 86d for bailing on their tab

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He 100% did that - remember he’s never wrong except he’s always wrong. He def switched to the more expensive beers once Rodgers went down - it was in the bag so OPEN BAR, DUDES! Dumb rube fell for a gimmick.

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[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

And the worst part is Pat claims Eagles fans are the worst (most lame sports take possible) because they cheered when Michael Irvin got injured about 30 years ago. Eagles fans are passionate but they didn’t cheer when Reggie White ever got hurt playing for the Packers or McNabb when he went elsewhere. Eagles fans won’t even boo Andy Reid who beat them in the Super Bowl.

Packers fans are about to realize they’ve been spoiled for over 30 years - they had two legendary Hall of Fame QBs from 92 to 2022 give them two super bowls and plenty of winning seasons. Them acting butt hurt like this over Rodgers leaving shows what shitty fans they are - Not even Pats fans acted this way when Brady went to the Bucs. Dumb Pat doesn’t realize a QB going to a new team at the end of their career is common (Montana on the Chiefs, Steve Young on the Ravens, Brett Favre on the Jets / Vikings, Matt Ryan on the Colts, etc)

Philly fans are pretty trash. but then I can't talk since I follow a team whose fans cheered their Own QB being injured and caused a forfeit by pelting the refs with shit

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Theres a bar by me with a great pool table ive gone a few times alone to play and maybe kill a beer but a regular bar? fuck no

Same by where I used to live. Would go Friday on my way home from work play a game or 2 then go home. If I saw people I knew I would drive home and walk the 5 min back.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

The only beer that bars around be serve in a can is PBR because of hipster faggots.

I've only seen it with coors banquet, but they still pour it in a glass.

 

[More Worser]

I’ve never seen someone head

Brothaman, this is the second time in one day that I’ve seen you omit the apostrophe and the “s” of a possessive form of a word.

This is a genuine question, and I do NOT mean this in any kind of pejorative way, but…

are you… black?

 

[guest]

Brothaman, this is the second time in one day that I’ve seen you omit the apostrophe and the “s” of a possessive form of a word.

This is a genuine question, and I do NOT mean this in any kind of pejorative way, but…

are you… black?

 

[chewtoyrapist]

How the fuck does someone wind up on the news as much as he does? I can't believe it's coincidence, but I also have no idea how someone would know that the local news would be at a particular theater or bar for whatever event without someone on the inside telling them. Do they announce they'll be at the star wars premiere at X theater on twitter beforehand or something?