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How much did patrick drink last night?

Slackjawed Cow

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keep an eye out for any MKE bars running some sort of promo like this and Pat is likely to be there, he's broke af and drinks more than what he should (his words not mine)
Before he went out he tells Niki
" Jacks are doing a free tab of the Jets lose. "

Right when the game starts and he gets hurt
" Rodgers just got injured! There is no way they can win now! More beer for me!"

Halftime text to niki
" 13-3 at the half, Bills got this. This place is wild!"

End of game text to niki
" Bills won... I might have got more beer than I thought..."
" How much?"
" $135..."
" Goddamn it Patrick!"

Nice anniversary gift stupid
 

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Before he went out he tells Niki
" Jacks are doing a free tab of the Jets lose. "

Right when the game starts and he gets hurt
" Rodgers just got injured! There is no way they can win now! More beer for me!"

Halftime text to niki
" 13-3 at the half, Bills got this. This place is wild!"

End of game text to niki
" Bills won... I might have got more beer than I thought..."
" How much?"
" $135..."
" Goddamn it Patrick!"

Nice anniversary gift stupid
I like how the L’s just keep coming to Pat especially when it comes to his financial responsibility. He had to get someone to bail out his 32k debt (wheres his motorcycle?!) and just when he thought he beat the system as they say with casinos - the house always wins. Least with casinos when you gamble enough they will COMP you food / drinks and a free room but piggy got none of that.
 

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When I was in college this bar used to do a special on Wednesday called “Break The Seal” night where for like 5 or 10 dollar cover it was free draft / well drinks until someone went to the bathroom - the bathroom doors were covered with caution tape and until someone busted through the tape drinks were free. Most nights it would go until 11-1130 but kids got smart and starting going outside to piss, piss in cups and throw them out, have guys guarding the door, etc. and one night it was 1am and still free and they ran out of draft beer and had to hand out bottles. They lost too much and stopped that special.

Of course with Pat the complete opposite happened and we all know he ran up a huge tab that he had to explain to Niki. Now it’s becoming a national story and everyone is laughing at the dopes who had to pay those tabs they thought were free.
 

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When I was in college this bar used to do a special on Wednesday called “Break The Seal” night where for like 5 or 10 dollar cover it was free draft / well drinks until someone went to the bathroom - the bathroom doors were covered with caution tape and until someone busted through the tape drinks were free. Most nights it would go until 11-1130 but kids got smart and starting going outside to piss, piss in cups and throw them out, have guys guarding the door, etc. and one night it was 1am and still free and they ran out of draft beer and had to hand out bottles. They lost too much and stopped that special.

Of course with Pat the complete opposite happened and we all know he ran up a huge tab that he had to explain to Niki. Now it’s becoming a national story and everyone is laughing at the dopes who had to pay those tabs they thought were free.
I saw Dave Williamson last year, and a big part of his set was about when he was about "Break the Seal" night at the local college bar... did you go to Auburn?

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I saw Dave Williamson last year, and a big part of his set was about when he was about "Break the Seal" night at the local college bar... did you go to Auburn?

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That’s a pretty common bar promotion in college towns. I knew someone in Oswego in the 90’s who talked about it. Some places do different variations too. I knew a bar that had 5 cent beers until someone pissed. After that, it went up 10 cents for every person who went to the bathroom then it was capped once it hit regular price
 

Dougie's Hapa Daughter

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That’s a pretty common bar promotion in college towns. I knew someone in Oswego in the 90’s who talked about it. Some places do different variations too. I knew a bar that had 5 cent beers until someone pissed. After that, it went up 10 cents for every person who went to the bathroom then it was capped once it hit regular price
You'd think after the first bar ended up with piss everywhere except the bathroom they would have learned.
 

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