How much did patrick drink last night?

[SFWA liaison]

Theory: he deliberately let it slide on twitter that he was there because he wanted us to dig up the images of him sitting next to a woman and send a message to Nikki: "hey look I'm ALSO having skillful casual sex, I moved on from you quickly! I can pull pussy!" just like how he likes to brag what a "slut" he was in the months following the divorce with Adrienne

@Salted Earth Truffle

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

An evening away from Pat, yes. But.... even more of our hard earned pissed up the wall.

 

[BigBeanFatty]

his "aspect ratios" are looking terrible, and he looks like he didn't want to get discovered next to that thing
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His face looks a bit like Dan's in this.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

" Can I get the tacos and keep them coming...."

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

" Can I get the tacos and keep them coming...."

Knowing fatso, he walked more than 2,000 steps in total. Maybe he lifted some shit (lol). In his pig mind he deserves 10 beers and some wings.

I worked out and did my normal shit, submitted some big project stuff today, have some time to chill now, and I feel guilty about the corn nuts and Ferrero Rocher (yes I’m gay) knockoffs I got at Lidl I’m gonna have with my evening drink.

Pat’s life kind of rules, I wish I had his lack of awareness

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

You can bet he let the people sitting next to him know that he is a writer even though nobody asked and just wants to watch the game.

Ugh, you know he’s told people watching the game dumb shit like “I’m writing a character in my latest work based on Trump!” Or “oh THIS would be great to put in my book” only for people to wish he’d shut the fuck up

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

An evening away from Pat, yes. But.... even more of our hard earned pissed up the wall.

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I always thought it was strange pig pretty much always goes to bars without his “wife” and she claims to be a sports fan as well. He doesn’t meet up with friends - he just sits alone with his laptop for attention. Very weird.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Ugh, you know he’s told people watching the game dumb shit like “I’m writing a character in my latest work based on Trump!” Or “oh THIS would be great to put in my book” only for people to wish he’d shut the fuck up

" So......do you vote?"

 

[Honey Badger]

I don’t understand why Patrick keeps putting himself in these compromising situations where Kiwis feel the need to contact his family.

 

[RoxburyRick]

I could see myself going to some gimmick like this when I was in college / early 20s but at 43? Christ that’s just all kinds of sad. If they did something like this near me I’d laugh about it but never would I go - especially for a Monday night game. Guess when you’re an unemployed bum leaching off others you have a different mindset.

The funny part for me is that I'm sure he swears he's having the time of his life. When he's getting his diapers changed by an angry negro at a government old folks home bc he has no one, do you think he will have regrets?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Somebody is loying!

Fun? No Pat - you went thinking you were gonna have a night of free booze and you had to PAY! I’m convinced he didn’t tip out of anger - or worse - tried to run out on the tab.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The funny part for me is that I'm sure he swears he's having the time of his life. When he's getting his diapers changed by an angry negro at a government old folks home bc he has no one, do you think he will have regrets?

He is lying to himself of course

Piggy had to pay

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet he had a bunch of handsales. "Fun" to him is being in a packed bar but nobody wants to talk to him but he insists on trying to make small talk.

 

[DominusOdium]

How many times did he try to handsell his unsold In the Back copies to this new bar full of people who haven't been subjected to his drunken sales pitch yet?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHH you know fatso ran up a tab

UHHHH I’m not sure why that card didn’t go through. Something must be wrong with it. Can I just hang the tab? And uhhh my burger was unsatisfactory, can you take it off the bill?

 

[T. Booth Willy]

Pat is so fucking cool. He's not 25 anymore so I don't know how he does it? Wish I could have been there. It looks epic. Taking selfies with the Patman, crushing booze, soaking cooze and gettin on the news. Just another day for the Milwaukee madman.

 

[guest]

Who goes to a bar alone? Why wouldn't you just drink at home? How desperate is pat for human interaction?

Not to mention that it looks like he's drinking fucking canned beer. Who does that? It's not even possible in most places over here. The one thing most people can't drink at home is draft beer. He's basically alone, drinking from a can and surrounded by strangers. His night would've been cheaper, quieter and otherwise no different if he'd stayed in the half hovel. Fat.

 

[Username]

Footage of Pat after Rodgers got injured.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Footage of Pat after Rodgers got injured.
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OPEN BAR, DUUUUDES!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Not to mention that it looks like he's drinking fucking canned beer. Who does that? It's not even possible in most places over here. The one thing most people can't drink at home is draft beer. He's basically alone, drinking from a can and surrounded by strangers. His night would've been cheaper, quieter and otherwise no different if he'd stayed in the half hovel. Fat.

It’s only possible at the trashiest bars around me.