HOMEMADE tuna salad

[TorquieTwoBeers]

It’s Sargento, stlaker.

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OK, I take back my earlier post. This is the tweet that would make me think he's autistic.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Imagine living in wisconsin and still buying basic pre-sliced cheese. So many better options. He says "Its Sargento" like its top tier. I know sargento is from wisconsin but its still basic compared to the better options available in the area.


Oh thats right. He has the palate of a 6 year old.

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I am shocked he likes bleu cheese. Hates coffee, only likes well done steak, doesnt use granny smith apples for pie cause I know better and you've all been making it wrong child.
Our pig is an anomaly a big fat 1.2 scholastic GPA anomaly

 

[Mass.gov]

Why does he constantly add nuts to meals? He did the same thing with pistachios and grilled cheese. Weird guy.

Hickster Pat thinks legumes = Caviar or something...Still like Pat more than patposters but lol. Tuna sandwich flex got my ribs good.

 

[BudDickman]

Pat was the type of kid who was congratulated by his mom for using the toilet and exiting the bathroom without leaving streaks of shit everywhere.

 

[Confused White Kid]

Hickster Pat thinks legumes = Caviar or something...Still like Pat more than patposters but lol. Tuna sandwich flex got my ribs good.

Leftover goat biryani...mmm


Faggot.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

How many sandwich baggies of prop almonds and side items does Nikki have since he only roots around and eats the half dozen sandwiches and not the healthy part?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

How quick did those strawberries and peas go in the trash after this picture? Rather low carb for a typical PigglyMan Dinner.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

How did he get his bread burnt, browned, and untoasted all at the same time?

 

[FranksWirecutters]

How did he get his bread burnt, browned, and untoasted all at the same time?

Because he ate the rest of the loaf while waiting for those two and got impatient

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

“Sargento, stlaker.” has quickly become a new favorite of mine.

Sergeant stlaker, pfg username imo

 

[Random username]

I luvs my tuna and cheese

 

[Rick Roblinson]

This just reminded me of the Pat's Diner bit with the menu of all his shitty food. PFG bit.

 

[Jenna]

Your lunch challenge chefs... tuna... strawberries... almonds... and the secret ingredient... snow peas. Good luck!

 

[Lard Glug]

It’s Sargento, stlaker.

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Of course he’d buy the overpriced corporate brand instead of supporting local business.

 

[Mass.gov]

"Sargento" itself is rube...

 

[N64 Cube]

Always food with this guy.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Fresh baked toast that came out of a bag you bought in the store, fatty. Cheapest possible canned tuna with some mayo and, despite living in Wisconsin where you might think cheese would be something he would get right, it's good ol' Boy Burger style unmelted American cheese. The rest is just baffling. Uncouth swine.

 

[Udders]

This just reminded me of the Pat's Diner bit with the menu of all his shitty food. PFG bit.

Tomlinson’s Deli - coming soon August 2024

I don’t know if anyone’s seen this yet, but someone in Milwaukee is opening a Patrick Tomlinson themed restaurant! My Reddit contact from r/Milwaukee apparently reached out to Pat, but he wasn’t too receptive It’s a bummer Patrick doesn’t wasn’t to be involved. Regardless, I think this place...

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[Slackjawed Cow]

How quick did those strawberries and peas go in the trash after this picture? Rather low carb for a typical PigglyMan Dinner.

A couple of those strawberries already looked pretty beat up. Im pretty sure niki buys them for some kind of salad or something that she regularly eats and he swipes a few out of her stash to try and fancy up his infant meals.

 

[Stent]

He arranges his books by color. This is the same thing. The flavor etc is completely irrelevant to his autistic need for it to look a certain way.

I wish he'd arrange his brains in a pink and red pattern on the ceiling.