Every opening day for 6 years? If I do the math that’s… right when he met Nikki? Almost as if… he’s not a real fan? Patrick?! Faking something?!?!
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HOMEMADE tuna salad
- Thread starter Slackjawed Cow
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Every opening day for 6 years? If I do the math that’s… right when he met Nikki? Almost as if… he’s not a real fan? Patrick?! Faking something?!?!
Someone else has probably pointed this out but literally the only reason for putting all that random shit with the sandwich is so he can make the picture more colorful for social media. That's probably why he has black plates too - so the food contrasts better with it.
Such a fucking attention craving woman.
Such a fucking attention craving woman.
You're giving him too much credit. What was his creative photographic reasoning behind the burnt to shit "heavenly" Wellington? He's just a mong.
Tommy neck job told him to eat nut as often as possible and he took it literally
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Before she could check it? Is pat an actual retard/autistic who will toss food if it's not exactly to his liking so she needs to supervise him?
It would be nice if Pat posted photos of everything else he consumes during the day - like tons of booze and ultraprocessed foods like potato chips - so people actually know why he continues to be a fatass.
Also, jeez...there are seven pages of posts about a sandwich?
Also, jeez...there are seven pages of posts about a sandwich?
I don't know man, I think he's just a hungry fatboy.
It's a homemade salad, stlaker. Enjoy prison.
The fridge so close to the stove gets my ribs every time I see it. Anything on the 2 right burners needs to have the handle to the left, potentially impacting the left burners. All the splatter going on the side of the fridge and down that gap.
Just like nonna.
He's so poor lolThe fridge so close to the stove gets my ribs every time I see it. Anything on the 2 right burners needs to have the handle to the left, potentially impacting the left burners. All the splatter going on the side of the fridge and down that gap.
3 burners in actionThe fridge so close to the stove gets my ribs every time I see it. Anything on the 2 right burners needs to have the handle to the left, potentially impacting the left burners. All the splatter going on the side of the fridge and down that gap.
you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna salad
I’ve been a big fan since Patbattle on the sub!
I don't recall his homemade tamales, only the "locally cooked" ones that looked like the driest things ever.
I think he's actually trying to fit in with comedy bro Gary Zajakowski. Pat idolizes that fucking loser for some reason.
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Pat doesnt know about Gary Z???