HOMEMADE tuna salad

[TorpidSloth]

Cheese and fish...

Che selvaggio!

 

[TorpidSloth]

Let’s fawkin hear it

Use tuna canned in water or brine, not oil. 4 large cans.
2 hard boiled eggs chopped.
Half a red onion finely chopped.
Sweetcorn.
Finely chopped pickle.
Mix with 2 tablespoons mayo, 2 tablespoons plain greek yogurt.
Salt, pepper and smoked paprika to season.
Enjoy, team!

 

[fricklefrackle]

Che selvaggio!

Vero

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Use tuna canned in water or brine, not oil. 4 large cans.
2 hard boiled eggs chopped.
Half a red onion finely chopped.
Sweetcorn.
Finely chopped pickle.
Mix with 2 tablespoons mayo, 2 tablespoons plain greek yogurt.
Salt, pepper and smoked paprika to season.
Enjoy, team!

Sounds ok but it could use some seedy tasteless fruit and 300 calories of hazelnuts

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

It’s Sargento, stlaker.

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there are no words

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Homemade? I only eat locally grown tuna

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Choke on an almond and die you fat fuck.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

It’s Sargento, stlaker.

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Lol all brand name cheese in the USA is processed shit that barely qualifies as cheese. The fucker lives in the land of cheese go get some actual cheddar you fucking rube!

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

WHO THE FUCK puts cheese on a tunafish sandwich and doesnt toast it on a pan to melt it and make a proper tuna melt? Bet he put just sugar and mayo in the tuna too instead of mayo diced pickles and green onions like a civilized person. What are some of those other tuna salad recipes we got? Oh yeah FAT

Dash of mustard too
Is that supposed to be edamame 🫛?

 

[Kinderman]

there are no words

“Sargento, stlaker.” has quickly become a new favorite of mine.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I saw it earlier and figured he was speaking directly to us.

 

[porquedealer]

Use tuna canned in water or brine, not oil. 4 large cans.
2 hard boiled eggs chopped.
Half a red onion finely chopped.
Sweetcorn.
Finely chopped pickle.
Mix with 2 tablespoons mayo, 2 tablespoons plain greek yogurt.
Salt, pepper and smoked paprika to season.
Enjoy, team!

you forgot the banana and handful of unshelled walnuts

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

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[lil chud]

“Sargento, stlaker.” has quickly become a new favorite of mine.

It's not delivery, it's Digiorno, stlaker.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Tuna talk with Pat. Midwestern rube calls it "tuna salad" to make it sound fancier than it is.

 

[fricklefrackle]

"Fam" fuck I hate him.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Lol, the home made meals are always good arguments for pat being legitimately retarded. Its like a lunch you'd throw together quickly for a toddler. I will never stop being amused by his decisions to occasionally document random sandwiches. He looks like a man who has lunch every day, so I wonder what his criteria is for why certain sandwiches are more noteworthy than others. Is it literally that these are the meals he makes himself? He's absolutely fucking deranged.

 

[Kinderman]

It's not delivery, it's Digiorno, stlaker.

No, stlaker. You don’t got milk. I got milk, and only me. Forever.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Google spying on me. Hopefully gemini becomes a patposter someday.

 

[Child..]

Pat you added mayo to a can of tuna.

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This would be something I'd make myself as a 7 year old before the actual meal (which involves 4-6 hours of cooking/prep etc and all the womenfolk in the boq household combine efforts, minimum 3 course per sitting etc).


The lack of self awareness to "flex" this basic wonderbread/mayo/canned tuna and some legumes shit...I just have no words. I guess I might aswell take pics of some rice pudding or a solitary veggie samosa. All more quaint than this " tuna sandwich" flex.