HOMEMADE tuna salad

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Still better than anything @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda ‘s mom can put together.

FUCK YOU! THAT'S NOT TRUE!

 

[Josef Kuminski]

He says "fresh baked bread" because he wants people to think he made that too. Its clearly pre-sliced round loaf that he bought and threw in the toaster. Notice that it was too large a slice to fit and a corner didnt get any heat/toasting.

Why would you toast “fresh baked bread”? That’s slop on toast.

 

[Harry Powell]

"Locally mixed" tuna salad, you heathens.

And you aren't supposed to eat double fists of nuts fatass, a couple at a time will do. Fat too.

When you’re 6’, 220lbs of solid muscle, workout 4x a week, and train 4-6 separate martial arts, then MAYBE you can come back here and tell Pat about his macros, child.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

35 almonds = 250 calories

2 sodas worth of almonds. I didnt know they packed such a punch.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I got a PFG tuna salad recipe, if any of the gang are interested!

Let’s fawkin hear it

 

[Kinderman]

Government cheese and Chicken of the Sea on homemade hard tack with a side of trail mix and...peas.
Patrick, you are very bad at acting like you are not poor white trash.

It’s Sargento, stlaker.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

WHO THE FUCK puts cheese on a tunafish sandwich and doesnt toast it on a pan to melt it and make a proper tuna melt? Bet he put just sugar and mayo in the tuna too instead of mayo diced pickles and green onions like a civilized person. What are some of those other tuna salad recipes we got? Oh yeah FAT

 

[Total Tranny Death]

I hope he dies of mercury poisoning

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Are we still going to pretend he's not autistic? He could have more than one affliction, you know.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Are those snow peas still fucking frozen??

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Did this asshole put tuna salad on top of AND underneath the cheese to make absolutely sure the cheese was as cold as possible?

 

[fricklefrackle]

It’s Sargento, stlaker.

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Cheese and fish...

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Who the fuck eats snow peas raw? Get some sugar snap peas you uncultured rube swine

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Cheese and fish...

Sounds like Niki’s scent

 

[DanFielding]

He didn’t even go to the deli counter and get the cheese freshly sliced. Instead he got the prepackaged garbage and acts like Sargento is some top of the line delicacy. He’s such fat, hillbilly trash.

 

[Kinderman]

Today in Pat news: he eats Sargento on tuna. He is not friends with Diaper Dan Mullen. His name is not Richard. Dan has never “touched consentually touched” a woman. Somebody was rage typing.

 

[lil chud]

Why does he constantly add nuts to meals? He did the same thing with pistachios and grilled cheese. Weird guy.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

He didn’t even go to the deli counter and get the cheese freshly sliced. Instead he got the prepackaged garbage and acts like Sargento is some top of the line delicacy. He’s such fat, hillbilly trash.

Sargento and boars head. Enjoy prison

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It’s Sargento, stlaker.

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Imagine living in wisconsin and still buying basic pre-sliced cheese. So many better options. He says "Its Sargento" like its top tier. I know sargento is from wisconsin but its still basic compared to the better options available in the area.


Oh thats right. He has the palate of a 6 year old.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I hope he dies of mercury poisoning