HOMEMADE tuna salad

[BigBeanFatty]

What if he confited the tuna himself? And made the mayo? Ever consider that before insulting the man?

 

[PorqueDealer]

this needs to go in the retard thread.

Tuna "salad" in bread is a sandwich, you even assembled it as one.
it needs some color, so add three strawberrys. they are red and fruit is healthy
there should be some veg, snow peas, that adds some greens
nuts are also healthy and I need to larp that im getting my protein. On goes whatever nikki had laying around. this time almonds.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Lotta calories in those almonds brotherman

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You know he snapped that pic and thought " Lets see them make fun of that..." before posting.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

If I knew absolutely nothing about Pat and someone showed me this tweet, I would immediately think that either there was some joke I was missing or that Pat was severely autistic. The plating, the haphazard ingredients, "homemade", the fact that he took a picture and shared it on social media, and the pride he feels over such a lackluster and boring lunch all scream autism.

 

[Udders]

"Locally mixed" tuna salad, you heathens.

And you aren't supposed to eat double fists of nuts fatass, a couple at a time will do. Fat too.

 

[Username]

It looks like he put peas on the bottom layer. He really is just a pig munching on swill.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Only thinking this because I was just in the parenting thread, but this is the type of shit you get to do when you dont have kids. Take the time to put almonds on a plate

 

[PorqueDealer]

It looks like he put peas on the bottom layer. He really is just a pig munching on swill.

I thought it was lettuce.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Fatlinsons~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Tuna mayo, Cheese and snow pea toasted sandwich
with a side of extra snow pea, strawberries and almonds.
.....................................................................................................$8.95

 

[TorpidSloth]

I got a PFG tuna salad recipe, if any of the gang are interested!

 

[Joe Eyed Cow]

He'll stuff down the sandwich rest will go in the trash

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[RedHeadpw2]

That classic side dish combination - raw snow peas, grocery store strawberries (with greens intact), and almonds.

Weird seeing Americans display almonds like it's a delicacy. You can't drive far in much of California without being surrounded on two sides by almond orchards (Fun Fact).

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Weird seeing Americans display almonds like it's a delicacy. You can't drive far in much of California without being surrounded on two sides by almond orchards (Fun Fact).

Americans dont display them as a delicacy. Thats what makes pat such a retard for doing it.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Yummy, strawberry cheese and tuna sandwich.

You know this stupid fatty garnished his plate with fruit and nuts to make it seem like he’s not a fat unhealthy pig. I would bet he doesn’t have a single fruit in his fridge.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

TIL salad = sandwich

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

If I knew absolutely nothing about Pat and someone showed me this tweet, I would immediately think that either there was some joke I was missing or that Pat was severely autistic. The plating, the haphazard ingredients, "homemade", the fact that he took a picture and shared it on social media, and the pride he feels over such a lackluster and boring lunch all scream autism.

Snowpeas and strawberries with tuna.

It's scary how he owns five guns.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Americans dont display them as a delicacy. Thats what makes pat such a retard for doing it.

Sesh?

What a faggot.

 

[SFWA liaison]

35 almonds = 250 calories

sandwich = "salad"

no wonder he's so damn fat

 

[BUBBLER]

Still better than anything @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda ‘s whore mother could throw together.