Dan just dropped the docs

[MonsterSteve]

Scrolling his tweets is the funniest thing ever. He couldn’t harm his case more if he tried.

He looks like such a huge lunatic.

What a dope. He really is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

That's Shannon "Get up in these" Gutierrez, yes.

She's kinda cute

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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She got some piercing-ass eyes, don't she.

 

[Imager]

Dan got the exhibit docs too:

https://files.catbox.moe/qp6dci.pdf

Whoever served him should never work at one of those "guess your weight" things at the carnival. She's off by 100 lbs!

EDIT: Yes I know she has a name now. Can't step away from these forums for 2 fucking seconds without 10 new pages to read.

How does Patrick keep on giving?

 

[MonsterSteve]

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Wait Patrick lied? This isn’t like him.

The server did an internet search of him LOL. She must have had a couple of huge LOFFS.

 

[EraGodless]

Remember Patrick: If anyone tries to hurt you in County Jail, find the nearest CO and explain what happened. The inmate will get in trouble and everyone else will know not to mess with you because they might get a trip to the warden's office.

It's county jail. There's no warden. It's whoever the county sheriff is.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Whoever served him should never work at one of those "guess your weight" things at the carnival. He's off by 100 lbs!

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5 foot 7 he's a manlet too! Hahahahaha

 

[Udders]

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These reddit guys are good for laughs AND education.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Update from ARIA:

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FUCKIN. ARIA. BRAY.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Update from ARIA:

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Dan should invite him to the party suite if this comes through.

Also, fuck whoever it was who was disparaging the good name of ARIA.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Ribbed at the other comments shitting on Brinton

I mean Brinton is a tard that has never eaten his fat lazy disgusting coal burner of a sister's ass right. But he has to be laughing at how this is going. In between trying to pair a wine with the crime client committed. "A rose goes well with a bludgeoning because it diffuse the blood to make it less jarring. A bold sangiovese goes well with credit card fraud because it reminds them of their Italian roots."

 

[MonsterSteve]

DAN APPRECIATION THREAD

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I mean Brinton is a tard that has never eaten his fat lazy disgusting coal burner of a sister's ass right. But he has to be laughing at how this is going. In between trying to pair a wine with the crime client committed. "A rose goes well with a bludgeoning because it diffuse the blood to make it less jarring. A bold sangiovese goes well with credit card fraud because it reminds them of their Italian roots."

He got his money even though he lost. I bet he feels that Pat deserves what is coming.

 

[guest]

I'd imagine that Pat has to pay to have his former lawyers Cc'd for his humiliation.

 

[EraGodless]

I hope the jail is dorm style with 100 beds in a room rather than individual cells. Would just be funnier that way.

He would have to be a danger to himself and others in order for him to be placed in a single cell--- If Milwaukee has dormitory style housing for some offenders, that's likely where Patrick would be sent to and it's usually 30-60 inmates or so (and 1 or 2 guards). If he's in a dorm setting, there's usually less fucking around/violence because that's where low level and medium offenders are placed. If Patrick follows the rules (lol), he should be fine. And if he went to jail, I don't think he would be there for very long- a few days at most. But atleast we should get a new mug shot (aspect ratios and all that).

 

[Chive Turkey]

Why doesn't Patrick just keep eating and drinking until he's so fat they can't remove him from the house? They wouldn't be able to arrest him or take his house in that case.

I think he's been well on his way with this strategy for quite a while now.

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She got some piercing-ass eyes, don't she.

"But abuela, what piercing eyes you have!"

"The better to locate debt-dodging faggots with, child."

 

[Midian9876]

From the last 20 minutes.

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Looks like our baby child is the one making ‘fear pudding’ in his onesie.

FAT

 

[SFWA liaison]

can you say that here?

also i'll have you know the notification system works like 5% of the time , which is more than pat ever has. He doesn't work you see.

Nice ancient BB code databse, stupid

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

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Enjoy Jahannam, infidel stlaker.

 

[CompoundBasement]

He got his money even though he lost. I bet he feels that Pat deserves what is coming.

Anyone who gets stuck having to work with fatso in any way probably instantly regrets it. He undoubtedly constantly called the law office and incessantly emailed him demanding instant answers and action, and was more than likely constantly abusive to the office staff. He seems the type.

Since he's sperging out still obsessively replying to trolls all day today and denying everything related to the upcoming contempt hearing he's probably hoping for an arrest warrant in the future. In his diseased brain, he probably thinks it's good for whatever victimhood arc and payoff scenario he's imagined for himself. Whether it's suing the MPD, or he thinks he'll be asked to appear before a congressional hearing to tell his sob story, and then he ends up with a major book deal and blockbuster movie based on his life story, who knows. He definitely has something completely fictional and unrealistic planned which has left him in a deep state of denial about a very real judgment debt situation which is now threatening his freedom. His family should've had him involuntarily committed to a mental hospital years ago for his own good.