Dan just dropped the docs

[Prison Enjoyer]

Dan got the exhibit docs too (43 pages):

https://files.catbox.moe/qp6dci.pdf

Simple breakdown (for lazy tards & kiwis, and just 'cause I haven't seen one posted):

• Exhibit A: Cloudflare Judgment ($23.7k) (Sept. '21)
• Exhibit B: Additional Post-Judgment Legal Fees & Interest ($7k) (Jul. '22) + proof Pat was served at the time
• Exhibit C: Domestication of the debt in Milwaukee/WI (Jan. '23)
• Exhibit D: Commissioner Hemmer's court letter to Pat ordering him to report to his office for the exam (Mar. '23)
• Exhibit E: Shannon's affidavit that she (after several tries) served Pat with the exam order (Mar. '23)
• Exhibit F: Pat/Niki's Petition to Amortize Debts (Apr. '23)
• Exhibit G: Pat/Niki's Affidavit of Debts (within the petition) with their signatures admitting they do owe Quasi, plus their own lawyer (Apr. '23)
• Exhibit H: Pat Tweets
• Exhibit I: Dismissal of the Amortization, filed by Trustee Martin and then approved by the judge (Jun. '23)

I checked the kiwi thread and most had never seen much of these docs; faggots. If someone could copy/paste this over it might help clear out some of the spam posts in the fat thread.

 

[FurBurger]

I checked the kiwi thread and most had never seen much of these docs; faggots. If someone could copy/paste this over it might help clear out some of the spam posts in the fat thread.

Fuck 'em.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

The Twitter screenshots are the icing, this is like the old bit from the show where kids "get beat with their own toys"

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

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The last line. He did, he had two lawyers advising him. But because Pat picks lawyers about as well as he picks women to impregnate (Adrienne made the right choice regardless) his counsel was incompetent. Hilarious since one you know practices in California full time. You’d think he would know how court works in California. Or even tell Brinton the lawsuit was stupid. Since they had nothing. Literally at every turn, Brinton got cucked by a smarter more competent attorney. Ruben in California, and Barnes in Wisconsin.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Big balls on Admin. That’s another person that can never trust the sound of an ice cream truck again.

Rumor has it he outbid Boomia for the ice cream truck then when he asked for a ride, Admin Rang the bell a the way home

 

[SensibleKeks]

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I’m wondering if Pat is so delusional at this point he actually convinced himself he is an ACTUAL TOUGH GUY that in jail nobody would mess with. It’s very clear he’s lost all touch with reality when it comes to his mental health and he thinks he can delay this reality forever and when he does go to prison all the other inmates will look at him as an equal.

Pat in prison



Part 2

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Speaking out of my depth here but why not I have admin power on a forum of queers, I must know everything about everything.

Just like with most non-practical schools, law school doesn't seem to prepare you for actually practicing law. It is a separate skill to memorize cases and reference them in papers or to pass the bar, than to think creatively and against an opponent who is working to make you fail. I bet high level chess GMs could likely be excellent lawyers. We joke about brinton's user of gamesmanship, but that's the entire job doofus. Unless you're just doing contract boilerplate law, thats what you do with every motion,hearing and trial.

Law school is grueling, but I think that's the main part. The slog. That's what I've heard from a lot of PHDs, and PHD dropouts in my field. The dropouts are often the smartest ones. A few stats PHDs that dropped out to work in data analytics i've talked to said that unless you want to just work in academia your whole life. Fight for grants, 1-2 major research programs in your entire career, and likely fail your hypothesis at both... why the fuck would you keep going. Remember you can take the bar as many times as you want.

tl/dr - law school is hard but the difficulties don't translate to the practical application of those skills in the real world.

I saw a video by a lawyer YouTuber reviewing My Cousin Vinny and he talked about how it's a favorite of lawyers because Vinny is so good at the things they don't teach in law school but so bad at the things that they do. Basically law school teaches you to be competent, know the law and how to argue it and how to learn procedures. What it doesn't teach is how to be highly proficient in those arguments. That's just a matter of individual experience and skill. A guy could have gone to Harvard but if he never was a litigator and dealt in contracts he could get totally outmaneuvered in a case that required him to question witnesses and get certain information.

A lot of the law is just knowing the letter and if it's on your clients side presenting that. When it's not, that's when that skill comes into play. No matter how slick or savvy you are as a lawyer you can only do so much to get around the law (like admin said, basically forcing an error by the ither side)

 

[CompoundBasement]

I saw a video by a lawyer YouTuber reviewing My Cousin Vinny and he talked about how it's a favorite of lawyers because Vinny is so good at the things they don't teach in law school but so bad at the things that they do. Basically law school teaches you to be competent, know the law and how to argue it and how to learn procedures. What it doesn't teach is how to be highly proficient in those arguments. That's just a matter of individual experience and skill. A guy could have gone to Harvard but if he never was a litigator and dealt in contracts he could get totally outmaneuvered in a case that required him to question witnesses and get certain information.

A lot of the law is just knowing the letter and if it's on your clients side presenting that. When it's not, that's when that skill comes into play. No matter how slick or savvy you are as a lawyer you can only do so much to get around the law (like admin said, basically forcing an error by the ither side)

They only teach you theory in law school. It's learn as you go after that unless your family has a law practice already which makes it easier for (((so many))).

My Cousin Vinny is a #1 lawyer movie.

 

[Kurt_Love]

They only teach you theory in law school. It's learn as you go after that unless your family has a law practice already which makes it easier for (((so many))).

My Cousin Vinny is a #1 lawyer movie.

Rick daydreams of going up there and spoiling this suit by spotting a bullshit trick question about the top end ignition timing on his 2002 Green Mustang.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Height 5’7?

5'7 200 could describe niki

 

[CompoundBasement]

Rick daydreams of going up there and spoiling this suit by spotting a bullshit trick question about the top end ignition timing on his 2002 Green Mustang.

Meanwhile, he's actually the yokel witness with the unkempt bushes and the grime covered windows.

 

[guest]

Rich Vos

28 Jul
The Stand (Main Room)
New York City, NY

29 Jul
The Stand (Main Room)
New York City, NY

02 Aug
Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club
Point Pleasant Beach, NJ

08 Aug
The Chosen Comedy Festival 2023
Brooklyn, NY

10 Aug
Comedy @ The Carlson
Rochester, NY

11 Aug
Comedy @ The Carlson
Rochester, NY

11 Aug
Comedy @ The Carlson
Rochester, NY

12 Aug
Comedy @ The Carlson
Rochester, NY

12 Aug
Comedy @ The Carlson
Rochester, NY

01 Sep
Magooby's Joke House
Lutherville Timonium, MD

Fucking Magoobys. Vos stinks.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Thank god Patrick is too woke to enjoy a show like IASIP or he’d be stealing Charlie’s Bird Law arguments.

 

[BUBBLER]

There must be some kind of mistake. Patrick is a pathological liar, but I don't think he would lie about being 6' if he were only 5'7. 5'10 or 5'11 and say he was 6'? Sure. Also, he's nowhere near 200 pounds. He's closer to 260-270.

5'7'' and 200 lbs, naturally she confused Nikki for being a man

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

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Why does this pilled out idiot sign her name with a Ziggy cartoon?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Why does this pilled out idiot sign her name with a Ziggy cartoon?

I wonder if she even drives due to being so drugged up. They have one car that piggy seems to only drive.

 

[Meownaw]

Why does this pilled out idiot sign her name with a Ziggy cartoon?