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I just got home from work and can't wait to read what happens nexxxxxxxt.
Bless you all.
Bless you all.
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I hope an independent journalist interviews her.fawk, we could have hired her to record the serving too
He wasnt live tweeting while there. Pretty sure he was home by the time he started sharing pics of his trip
I’m willing to overlook the Fall Out Boy haircut on this occasion. TYFYS queen!
This can be arranged
Why doesn't Patrick just keep eating and drinking until he's so fat they can't remove him from the house? They wouldn't be able to arrest him or take his house in that case.
So 20/21st Feb to 4th Mar he was away.
So when Shannon was knocking on his door he was hiding under the fart blanket
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Wait Patrick lied? This isn’t like him.
Patrick the Cowardly Pig.So 20/21st Feb to 4th Mar he was away.
So when Shannon was knocking on his door he was hiding under the fart blanket
It almost should be case law on the pure definition of "contempt".Ok everybody lets keep count:
•Patrick has to pay debt.
•Lets interest accumulate over $20,000
•Fails to make an appeal and deadline runs out.
•Gets served papers for debtors exam and hides under blanket
•Gets dropped off at debtors exam and walks to bar, ducking through alleys
•Has his mother in law set up a lawyer and payment plan. Fucks that off too, now owes them
•Rants on Twitter for months saying he owes nothing, makes a lot of money, and the judge is retarded.
I’m sure THIS time for the contempt charge he’ll do the smart thing and take responsibility for his mistakes. I’m sure he’ll show up too.
Other people are correcting me so i’ll try to make this make more sense:Wait a second…
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March 6 Patrick is in Mexico.
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March 9 Patrick claims his phone broke.
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March 15th is when Patrick switches phones.
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On March 17th his vacation supposedly starts.
But wait..
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On March 4 he got BACK from his vacation…
WTF is going on here?
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