Dan just dropped the docs

[FurBurger]

That or crypto payments to torswats.

He's admitted to having a crypto wallet, and knowing exactly how much his swatting cost; which suggests that he knows who's doing it as different people have different prices.

Quasi's gonna get to see where the money in that wallet came from (tee hee)

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Bonny and Clod

Thelma and Obese

 

[NoBacon]

The PPP loan was public information, so there's nothing to really uncover. Imo, it was bullshit he was granted the TrumpBux, and he should've been investigated after bragging about paying off his motorcycle early shortly after receiving the money. But the reality is they're not going to investigate him for the $17k considering the amount of fraud involved with that program

They’ll get to the small amounts eventually, you can bet your house on that. I knew so many people who abused it for “free money” and I warned them all it would get examined eventually.

I may be wrong and it’s simply too vast to bother but when have they ever let tax fraud go?

 

[Niki]

He's admitted to having a crypto wallet, and knowing exactly how much his swatting cost; which suggests that he knows who's doing it as different people have different prices.

Quasi's gonna get to see where the money in that wallet came from (tee hee)

they pay in increments befor an exam occurs

 

[eggfeller]

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

he dwells on the gemini wallet because he knows he signed up for it

I don't see how anyone else couldv'e done it if its his email & phone number, & what card was used to fund the account? They're pretty strict with KYS (know your customer).
I think he keeps mentioning it because he knows that's a solid paper trail.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Rick's only chance is to ask for mercy & admit he was wrong

That's what's so great about this situation. Rick could still avoid prison if he was able to swallow his pride but he's been retarded enough to get himself into this situation up to now so why would he suddenly start acting logically? He's absolutely prideful enough to get himself imprisoned over this and I think that's absolutely the most likely scenario now.

He's also fat, which always has to be taken into account.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Patrick denying the authority of the court.

 

[FurBurger]

I don't see how anyone else couldv'e done it if its his email & phone number, & what card was used to fund the account? They're pretty strict with KYS (know your customer).
I think he keeps mentioning it because he knows that's a solid paper trail.

Exactly.

...and he's about to have a debtor's exam - either inside or outside of jail - where he gets to explain all of that under oath.

D'ya think Quasi will go easy on him?

 

[Jenna]

The funniest part of this is Patrick getting driven to the law offices for the debtor's exam. For dramatic reenactment purposes, I imagine his hand on the door. Then a flash of insight. No, I don't have to attend this. I could be having a pint right now. Then I'll tweet that they're all terrorists. Yes, Patrick. This is the way.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I want to say there's no way he's this retarded but I thought the same thing about the debt examination hearing and here we are.

I hope Patrick enjoys prison.

I absolutely believe he's stupid enough to ignore this. He will noT pay his TormenTor.

 

[BoomerSperg]

no child. there is no warrant for my arrest today, or any other day.

the sound of the police breaking down my door are merely your delusions, stlaker.

 

[FurBurger]

Thelma and Obese

How - after all these years - are there still new Patrick fat jokes?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Dan is my hero, he's a real ass dude.

Let bygones be bygones.

 

[Sue Lightning]

WE FILING AFFIDAVITS WIT A DIAPER ON, PIGWALK ON EM CUZZO

 

[Stevieboi94]

Turns out you can’t just ignore a court order because you don’t like it, who knew! Pay up piggie, $100 a day tick tok

 

[Sue Lightning]

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

The same vacation where he ‘accidentally’ damaged his phone in the water? The same vacation where the swatting stopped for two weeks after he damaged the phone?

 

[NoBacon]

If the judge agrees with this filing, which is hard to imagine otherwise, then things are going to get very serious very quickly for Patrick.

The wolf is at ol’ Pats door.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Do you think Pat will use his time in prison to sober up and get in shape? Me neither.