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COVID Bullshit Thread
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I've seen them offer up burgers, fries, alcohol, lap dances, donuts, and weed where it's legal. Never anything healthy lol
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I think it's hilarious watching shit like this. They really think we are stupid enough to fall for this.
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We are though. Amerifats love disgustingly processed free food.
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If you don't wear a mask and get the vaccine, you are Hitler says Jonathan Liebowitz
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Lol. Because at this point, why not. My theory is mix and match is so they can't point to one as the kill shot.
Zero Hedge: FDA Approves Moderna, J&J Boosters And Releases Guidelines For "Mix And Match".
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Zero Hedge: FDA Approves Moderna, J&J Boosters And Releases Guidelines For "Mix And Match".
FDA Approves Moderna, J&J Boosters And Releases Guidelines For "Mix And Match" | ZeroHedge
ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero
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Loveable little scamps:
The 1488 for his birth date was overlooked by whoever highlighted his name. For shame.
The 1488 for his birth date was overlooked by whoever highlighted his name. For shame.
I’m just amazed that email hadn’t already been taken.Loveable little scamps:
The 1488 for his birth date was overlooked by whoever highlighted his name. For shame.
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I dont get this. From the vax its like I have all symptoms of coronavirus. Im even coughing. So if I cough near someone could they get coronavirus?
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Another thing that annoyed me about the vax place was they made you sanitize ur hands every 10 feet. Like just give it a rest for fucks sake.
If I were you, I'd be chewing handfuls of aspirin and shoving a caulk gun of ivermectin up my arse right about now.
Not that I want you to panic or anything.
Just got off the phone with dear ol' dad who thinks I should "just get the shot" and "it's not dangerous because nothing happened to me or my sister".
Growing up, I was told that the TV brainwashed you and rotted your mind. They were right.
Growing up, I was told that the TV brainwashed you and rotted your mind. They were right.
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Tell your dad to just get the booster every six months for the rest of his life.
If it means he gets to travel overseas, he absolutely would.
"Have you gotten the jab?"
(yes, any excuse to post that)
(yes, any excuse to post that)
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Hittin the gym today!
Told myself Id just take it easy and lift light weights to get me back into it, but that was gay so I just lifted normally.
The nurse at the vax place told me I could work out as soon as I wanted, but I have severe heart palpitations right now.
Told myself Id just take it easy and lift light weights to get me back into it, but that was gay so I just lifted normally.
The nurse at the vax place told me I could work out as soon as I wanted, but I have severe heart palpitations right now.
Chris, calm it down for Chrissakes (as SFWA Pedophile defender Harlan Ellison would say)