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🚨 Confirmed: Pat's father was NEVER with the PBR
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He even insults his father. Tommy Cocksucker has serviced more truckers and made more people happier than Patrick ever could dream of. Plus he's gonna die first
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I think it's my new favorite Pat tweet. It's insane to talk about all these "incredible" accomplishments his father supposedly had and then say you completely surpassed him by going viral on Twitter and getting a handful of shitty, low-selling books published.
Pat - This man is a master electrician, professional bull and bronco rider, ski jumper, snow mobile racer, leather tanner, competitive marksman, NRA firearms instructor, horse riding teacher, OTR truck driver and a traveling salesman for Big Oil. He won, bud.
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Pat doesn't even have one job, never mind dozens, and he couldn't handle one shift at Target while dipshit teenagers have no problem. Surpassed?
Fawk, I forgot about that. He got me again
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Dammit. Pat wins again, stlakers.Pat doesn't even have one job, never mind dozens, and he couldn't handle one shift at Target while dipshit teenagers have no problem. Surpassed?
Fawk, I forgot about that. He got me again
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This is a Tomlinson Technicality and also just fat delusion. He probably believes he's done more than his dad but the "offspring" comment could also be his actual successful brother. His brother surpassed his father. Torque is just a fat failure at life.
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I was going to point out the technicality/Kyle possibility and forgot to do it. That's the only way this could possibly make sense since Kyle went to college and seems to work as some sort of scientist. Still, Pat is simply so full of self-importance and delusions of grandeur that I'm absolutely sure he is talking about himself. He once claimed he was the most famous person ever from his hometown. He really considers himself a massive success.
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I still can't fucking believe he actually replied with that. The fucking fat audacity.Pat doesn't even have one job, never mind dozens, and he couldn't handle one shift at Target while dipshit teenagers have no problem. Surpassed?
Fawk, I forgot about that. He got me again
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"No, you're wrong, stupid. My dad's a real life cowboy, you little baby! He shoots guns and everything. Nyah nyah nyum nyum nyum, you're a baby girl!"
--Patrick S. Tomlinson, 1990-present
--Patrick S. Tomlinson, 1990-present
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Surpassed by a couch potato. I'm sure pop's real proud, slobbo.
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They kept the wrong one in the attic.
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Patrick's dad was an astronaut. He went on secret missions to Mars many times. That's why Patrick has made Elon Musk look foolish so many times. He's also good friends with Superman. I'm sorry you're all so stupid.
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That’s my favorite, he’s the most famous person from his hometown yet nobody living there has ever heard of him or his shitty books. I bet his town has a Wikipedia page with a “notable residents” section, be fun to see if there’s some actual famous people from there to annoy the forever L man they call Pat.
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It'll be a proud day for the Tomlinson's when Anabelle, not only attends high school, achieves average grades at the end of her education. Another giant leap. #KKTITN
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Ha! A journalist! Pat must be pissed
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A veritable list of who, who'er, and whoest?
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Patrick is the who'nt.
