I am a Russian Canadian - I should be double hockey, but I never got whats appealing about it as a sport. Street hockey was fine, and a good excuse to beat up Matthew from across the road without his sister ratting me out to my parents.
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Canadiana, best and worst
- Thread starter Turk February
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WWAW those beaver tails
I live 10 minutes away from the most famous beaver tails stand in Canada, and I've never even tried one. It just seems gross.
What a country! If they feel so bad about it then why don’t they give it back?
also poutine is grossly overrated, I got a pulled pork poutine like a year ago and it was just some pulled pork on top of fries and cheese and was 22 bucks.
because we like Waterloo, Ontario a lot.
Carne asada fries destroy poutine
WWAWD smelling burnt toast?
why does she smile as they're probing her brain? Lol.
You need to be deported you fucking shitdick easterner. Make me sick.
Trepannation fetish
Look, when poutine was like 8.99 I was totally into it, but Smokes has gone way overboard with the fries compared to the contents.
Ankle burner
Dr. Penfield knew the spot to poke to give her an orgasm.
Remember when everyone had a Smoke's sticker on their bong?
I only discovered smokes like 2 years ago, but yes, I remember 2 years ago seeing a Smoke's face on a bong
for those not in the loop they give you this sticker with every order and in some cities they're on EVERYTHING
Also, I hate when places have variants of poutine. Fries, curd, gravy, more curd. That's a fucking poutine. That's all I want. Don't put bacon in it. Don't put feta on it instead of curd, just give me a poutine.
In Brantford there was a breakfast place that had "55 varieties of poutine" .... you're just putting different shit you couldn't sell on fries.
I remember the worst poutine I ever had. Lake of Two Rivers, Algonquin Park. It was like $14.