me and @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda have to stop derailing threads with Canadian shit, I don't even know if we've done this before
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Canadiana, best and worst
- Thread starter Turk February
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Harveys, being able to watch your food get cooked before you eat it is awesome, and it's good burgers.
Original Burger w/ cheese with onions, pickles and banana peppers, tzatziki and mustard. Let's fockin' go with it.
It's apparently a weird order
The big harv still rocks my ball off. I would fuck that burger if it wasn't for the 1966 treaty prohibiting sex with cheeseburgers.
You mentioned This Hour Has 22 Minutes - I actually always found it funny growing up, it was no Kids In The Hall but it was quotable and silly.
I know the Log Riders Waltz is your favorite traditional Canadian song but Land of the Silver Birch makes me laugh genuine tears cuz you can just stick any words into it while sitting outside a gas station
I liked it when I was young but I don't remember much from it other than Jean Chretien eventually getting pissed off at them on camera and telling them to fuck off after he'd been a good sport with their shit for a long time. They're lucky that Mary Walsh didn't get the Shawinnigan Shake.
I just looked it up. This show is still fucking going. There's 31 seasons of it lol
Member when the Prime Minister manhandled people?
Holy fuck I forgot all about this one
Chretien is that last liberal leader that genuinely ruled.
me and my ex would sit outside a gas station drinking cheap beer and just going "land of the silver birch home of my penis" and dumb shit like that for HOURS and its one of my happiest memories.
oh yeah we also blew up a bunch of chinese.
Remember Rita MacNeil's big fat ass? Why the fuck was she constantly on TV? Someone would always be broadcasting some Rita MacNeil concert and it would be hyped up like it was some big deal. Who was this for? Can you name a single Rita MacNeil song off the top of your head? I can't.
I ruined some other thread a while back with a bunch of Heritage Minutes. There's way more than I remember there being, but when I see any of them I know I've seen it before.
I had to look it up. Jesus.
She was a large woman. She was in an episode of Trailer Park Boys where they take her tour bus hostage and force them all to harvest weed plants. "Tour bus", where the fuck are you TOURING RITA?? WHO THE FUCK LISTENS TO YOUR MUSIC???
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It's all about Chez Ashton. That spicy burger is fucking money in the bank.
There's a song called Mimi on the Beach I am tentative sharing the link but I guess I will. Canada sucked for a few years. This woman has residency 15 minutes from me performing this shit.
Lol you've shared Mimi on the Beach before. It sucks and rules simultaneously. If I lived where you did I'd go see this lady regularly.