Filthy French Canadian dog. You egg suckin' dog! Git on outta here! Git!
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Canadiana, best and worst
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but they contribute so much to our culture. They created French language education.
they gave us telefrancais
Anyone who went to school in the 90s had to watch a pineapple puppet try to teach them French and just went "what the fuck?"
Did you ever have to hear the song Louie La Grenouille in like grade 3 French class? The pedophile who sings it came and performed it at my school once.
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You see, talk like that fuels the Québec sovereignty movement lol.
Sick bassline in the Louis la Grenouille song
The weird thing is I rewatched the show when I was moving to Ottawa, cuz you should be bilingual, and I'm like "holy shit I learned a lot from this"
I only talk like that because you egg suckin' dogs want sovereignty!
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In all fairness, we put the hooks into America as well:
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Holy fuck, next time I get shrooms I'm gonna trip balls to Louis la Grenouille plays. There's a bunch of them.
Muzzy?? Lmao.
What was that french song, the theme song was about a key or something, my mind just can't remember it. It was a Quebecois theme song.
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It's hilarious but I guarantee you that it's a complete nostalgic "oh I remember those commercials" for American kids. I was a fifty fifty kid so I lived in Québec with my mom and then I was American during the summer with my dad, so I'm no stranger to both muzzy and ananas lol.
I think I vaguely remember what you're talking about. My one French teacher for a long time was a dyke who played guitar and she sang French songs all the time. She also had a Louie la Grenouille puppet.
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I had to watch a lot of TV5 with my mom, too so a lot of the shit I saw growing up wasn't even Canadian. What the fuck, mom?
Was there anything better as a kid than a teacher with a guitar? You were like 9 and didn't have to do dick half the time, just listen to an Irishwoman sing.