Forgot about that dumb shit lol. And there was a skeleton band or something in it
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Canadiana, best and worst
- Thread starter Turk February
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It was pretty sweet. She was happy to just do her thing and we'd sing along or learn a stupid dance or something. I wouldn't know how to say frog in French if it weren't for her. Now I know how to slur them in their own language.
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Fuck that do you remember when the guy would come into school and he had the big python snake and we were allowed to touch it? Who the fuck was that guy? Was he from the zoo? He was just some dude who brought a huge snake into the class, it was awesome.
We didn't have a snake guy but we had an owl guy, and that's so irresponsible looking back on it.
Hahaha did this dude go to every school in Ontario?? Me too
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That's fucking awesome! Seriously what were those people's credentials? Why were they there? Why were we as small children in grade two allowed to touch fucking dangerous animals?
School used to be amazing.
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I grew up outside of Montréal but I am convinced that they had different dangerous animal guys that just toured North America. We probably saw the same python guy growing up lol.
We never got the snake guy or the owl guy. One time we picked apart owl pellets (owl hairballs, basically) and found a bunch of little critter bones in them though. That was cool.
You got pizza fridays at least though? When teachers would buy pizzas and you could buy slices?
I didn't even like pizza as a kid but I would get so pumped for pizza friday, cuz it was an event.
Yeah we had that and it wasnt always pizza, I only got it a couple times though. But your parents had to pre-order for the month or something and it was either shitty McDonald's pizza or a sub from somewhere else. I was fine with my regular lunch. The guy who delivered the shit was also a creep and probably jacked off onto the food.
You guys are all bonding over fondling the same snake, thats nice. We didnt have snakeguy or even owlguy, we got a fuckin' pigguy. I know thats going to make me sound hillbilly as all fuck, I guess it is, right? The further from Southern Ontario you get, the more heatscore the animalguys get.
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You guys had to pay for that shit? We had a pizza party like once a month if the class did good but nobody ever had to pay anything. I don't know if the teachers paid for it or if the school had a budget for it but we never had to pay for pizza party or movie day. We would get Tim Hortons sometimes too.
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Speaking of pizza have you guys ever had pizza nova?
Holy shit that's good stuff. Didn't discover that until I was a teenager.
Holy shit that's good stuff. Didn't discover that until I was a teenager.
Pizza Nova was like going to a fancy restaurant for my family.
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Me too lol. Pizza nova was where I would take a girl on a date when I was a teenager.
I would always take girls to the Ethiopian place cuz I thought it made me look worldly. In hindsight, Pizza Nova may have been a better choice.
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You probably would have gotten laid way more if you wouldn't have given your dates explosive diarrhea.
Nice starving nigger baby date food, stupid.
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