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Hey I just know that Pizza Nova was the perfect place to take a Québec girl to get her to open up that hairy little box of hers.you don't know what I'm in to
Pizza nova got me laid more times than a wingman.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Canadiana, best and worst
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Pizza nova got me laid more times than a wingman.
I genuinely love Quebec, its weird for a Canadian to go to a place where convenience stores sell alcohol until 3 AM and people blow cigarette smoke in their childrens faces. It rules. And I love that it's 20 minutes from me.
I really hate driving in Quebec
lol, driving. I'm a drunk.
I am too. We're all Canadian here.
This is an American website. GO HOME! And buy milk in your own fucking country. Your strip clubs are PFG though.
Onaforums.ca is down
NO BONNIEMCFARLANEME2 ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD
well we're Canadian, everyone is welcome regardless of their outlook, we just have no obligation to make it comfortable for them
No. Just him. He's not allowed.
I'm sponsoring his work visa, he makes me chuckle sometimes by being a dick
I have some legal issues that make me not allowed to go to Canada for the next 8 years or so.
have you considered becoming Palestinian?
Not particularly but I’ll ruminate on it.
You guys remember Polkaroo, the fuck was that?
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Our milk comes in bags, motherfucker.
I respect that his rhymes is impetuous and his flow is impregnable and I value his opinion on rap names, but he seems to be trying to FRAME ME for Minaw's murder. He's also become a spiritual successor to Minaw, undermining my career and just generally being a disrespectful little egg suckin' dog, frankly.
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Unless you're claiming Québec
apparently it depends where you are. Milk Bags are a very Ontario thing. In Vancouver they are alien.
I loved The Polkadot Door and the other Polkaroo show where they all talked.