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2023 NFL Season Thread

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Us Giants fans were sweating our balls off, hoping that the Redskins new management weren't going to display a bare minimum of competence. Whew! This morning I read that the retard billionaire tapped Magic Johnson to head the search for a new coach and GM.

Interestingly, within a half hour that article was edited to say that he was a part of a committee who was going to choose the new coach and GM.

Pretty sure a lot of DC fans had the same reaction I did.
 
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TheUserRedditBanned said:
Us Giants fans were sweating our balls off, hoping that the Redskins new management weren't going to display a bare minimum of competence. Whew! This morning I read that the retard billionaire tapped Magic Johnson to head the search for a new coach and GM.

Interestingly, within a half hour that article was edited to say that he was a part of a committee who was going to choose the new coach and GM.

Pretty sure a lot of DC fans had the same reaction I did.
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Rick Spielman, one of the most overrated GMs ever imo, is on the committee so I assume he'll get the job
 
Slackjawed Cow

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Quasimoto said:
He really is insufferable
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I hate the cowboys but will be rooting for them next week. Ive never seen someone act like a 7th seed wild card was a super bowl victory. He is talking all this jive but if/when they lose he will act like its no big deal. He deserves all the internet trolling he has ever received.
 
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Slackjawed Cow said:
I hate the cowboys but will be rooting for them next week. Ive never seen someone act like a 7th seed wild card was a super bowl victory. He is talking all this jive but if/when they lose he will act like it’s no big deal. He deserves all the internet trolling he has ever received.
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I loffed at I bet he can’t throw a football. Would love to see that or him running a route, probably would tear an acl or an Achilles
 
Slackjawed Cow

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Quasimoto said:
I loffed at I bet he can’t throw a football. Would love to see that or him running a route, probably would tear an acl or an Achilles
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Uncle J’s Sink Emporium said:
I think Belichick is done. I know there are a lot of dumb teams out there but what has he shown anyone in the past few years that would make him worth hiring at the huge salary he’s going to be asking for. I think he “retires” tomorrow.

I predict Washington will make Harbaugh an offer he can’t refuse, something like $20M/yr. That Billionaire didn’t buy the team to fuck around. He’ll announce a new stadium soon too.

Bears, Giants, Saints will get shitcanned too. Bears will go hard after Ravens OC, giants and saints will do something dumb.
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Im a chargers fan and oraying to god they dont hire him.
 
Slackjawed Cow

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Kim_Jong_Poon_ said:
He seems like such a wrong fit for that organization that it might actually just happen. I still think he's going to ATL and the owner will hook him up with direct flights to Nantucket
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They can find a good coach for cheaper. I can only imagine what BB next contract will cost.
 
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Kim_Jong_Poon_ said:
He seems like such a wrong fit for that organization that it might actually just happen. I still think he's going to ATL and the owner will hook him up with direct flights to Nantucket
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I dont like the coach/gm combo. The cargers have enoungh talent to contend. Stop fucking around and do something with it.
 
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Slackjawed Cow said:
They can find a good coach for cheaper. I can only imagine what BB next contract will cost.
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Coaches contracts don't go against the cap though. Granted the Davis and Spanos families are tightwads, but pretty much any other owner wouldn't blink on a big-name coaching contract. I think the Bears are still in play regardless of remarks committing to Eberfuls.
 
Slackjawed Cow

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Kim_Jong_Poon_ said:
Coaches contracts don't go against the cap though. Granted the Davis and Spanos families are tightwads, but pretty much any other owner wouldn't blink on a big-name coaching contract. I think the Bears are still in play regardless of remarks committing to Eberfuls.
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I know they dont go against cap but he is going to ask for like $35mil a year or something retarded Im assuming. There are some good coaches on the market that wont cost that much and still win. Spanos is a cheap fuck so Im sure he doesnt want the highest paid coach in the game. Im just predicting, who knows what happens
 
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